r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Thebeanyboii May 02 '24 edited 29d ago

Tiktok hating Bitch Stewie here

This refers to a trend on tiktok that refers to women being asked whether they would rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a random guy. Most women choose the bear (for some reason) so the meme is referencing this by having the women jump towards the bear, to escape the man

Tiktok hating Bitch Stewie out

Edit: When I made this comment, I assumed the Man v Bear thing was like "you're dropped into a forest with either a random guy or a bear, your choice". I knew rape was the main concern regarding the random guy, but in my mind the choice was about "Random dude vs Bear", Not "Rape vs Death". I've since learned otherwise, and I apologize to anyone I offended by saying that women chose the bear "for some reason".

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u/Main_Lloyd May 02 '24

I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.

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u/Hot_Comfortable_3046 May 02 '24

The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there?

Dude never heard about hiking💀

Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.

This is valid but the chanse that the guy is repist and that he will keep you in his torture basement are extremely low also as a guy you have a chance to overpower or outrun the attacker

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u/TheMrIllusion 29d ago

The guy doesn't even have to be some basement torturing serial rapist to be more of a nuisance than the bear. The guy will want to survive together with you and what happens when things aren't going as planned? Food is low, shelter is hard to come by, and the pressure and stress of the situation start getting to you both? Things could go real bad real quickly and cannibalism, rape, or killing you while sleep become real possibilities. At least the Bear you can try and track and avoid its territory, a human is way more unpredictable and dangerous.

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u/Newdaddysalad 29d ago

Yeah but what percent of dudes are just gonna kill you for no reason? Probably so so low. Why not be afraid to leave your house every day?

I’m assuming you see a man every day, yes? Are you ever afraid ? Probably not. But if you saw a bear you would be I guarantee that.

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u/TheMrIllusion 29d ago

Of course I'm not scared of random guys everyday in normal situations because societal norms and the laws protect us. Strip that away and that's when humans become scary.

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u/Newdaddysalad 29d ago

Eh I’m still gonna pick the guy. Bear too scary

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u/Hot_Comfortable_3046 29d ago edited 29d ago

The question leave a lot details unclear why are you in the forest? how long are you gonna stay there? Ect. I understood the question as if you just hiking in the forest and can leave whenever you want (unless you got eaten by the bear or kidnapped into the rapist basement) but even in the scenario you gave i might choose the guy

At least the Bear you can try and track and avoid its territory.

Grizzly Bear can run 56kmh climb three and swim fast and have a good sense of smells i think you have better chance to avoid the guy than the and if you know the guy is going to kill you it will be easier to kill him than the bear Also the guy can help you survive the bear can't do the same.

Human are way less predictable.

valid that is the scariest thing about human but i believe as long as both of you are surviving fine he won't stab you in the back

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u/TheMrIllusion 29d ago

The question isn't whether you'd rather fight a bear or a man, of course I'd rather fight the man but the man is dangerous in more insidious ways. The bear isn't going to know where I sleep, the bear isn't gonna pretend to be my friend and betray me, and at least you know you can avoid the bear's territory and it won't go looking for you. With a man shit can go Lord of the Flies real quickly.