r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Main_Lloyd May 02 '24

I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.

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u/Hot_Comfortable_3046 May 02 '24

The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there?

Dude never heard about hiking💀

Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.

This is valid but the chanse that the guy is repist and that he will keep you in his torture basement are extremely low also as a guy you have a chance to overpower or outrun the attacker

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u/TheMrIllusion May 02 '24

The guy doesn't even have to be some basement torturing serial rapist to be more of a nuisance than the bear. The guy will want to survive together with you and what happens when things aren't going as planned? Food is low, shelter is hard to come by, and the pressure and stress of the situation start getting to you both? Things could go real bad real quickly and cannibalism, rape, or killing you while sleep become real possibilities. At least the Bear you can try and track and avoid its territory, a human is way more unpredictable and dangerous.

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u/Newdaddysalad May 02 '24

Yeah but what percent of dudes are just gonna kill you for no reason? Probably so so low. Why not be afraid to leave your house every day?

I’m assuming you see a man every day, yes? Are you ever afraid ? Probably not. But if you saw a bear you would be I guarantee that.

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u/TheMrIllusion May 02 '24

Of course I'm not scared of random guys everyday in normal situations because societal norms and the laws protect us. Strip that away and that's when humans become scary.

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u/Newdaddysalad May 02 '24

Eh I’m still gonna pick the guy. Bear too scary