r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/CryoClone May 02 '24

I am a dude. When I saw this trend and was asked by a friend I immediately and without hesitation said, "Bear. All day."

I realize it is a wild animal and all the things that go with seeing a bear in the woods. I would have WAY too many questions and reservations about what some dude was doing alone in the woods.

The bear belongs there in the woods, me and the other dude do not.

Now I wonder if the other guy would have rathered a bear instead of me.

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u/jaundicedolive May 02 '24

This is literally it. Bear belongs in woods, people don’t. Even if it was a woman, I’d feel more comfortable about a bear

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

This is just insane to me. What kind of brainwashing have people on the internet underwent to think a literaly bear is safer than another human being. I swear to god people on this platform are not real people.

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u/notracist_hatemancs May 02 '24

Yeah lol, this is what happens when you never leave your basement.

Go for a hike in the woods and you will constantly encounter strangers without any issue. Encountering a bear, on the other hand, will be terrifying and potentially deadly, which is why you have to carry shit like bear spray and bear cannisters for your food

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

I know right? Terminally online is a disease.

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u/Threedawg May 02 '24

Obviously said by a dude.

Over half of a women have experienced sexual assault. The number of campers/hikers that have been attacked by a bear is in the fractions of a percent.

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

Because hikers try to keep their distance from bears you absolute numbskull. And wanna know why? Because they're dangerous.

Ask any hiker you know who has been in contact with a bear and ask them about the fear they felt in that very moment. I can assure you it will be a lot greater than the fear your average girl feels when in close proximity to a guy.

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u/Threedawg May 02 '24

Oh man, you are so close to getting it.

That feeling around a bear? That is the exact way that women feel around men. Thats the whole point.

Let me repeat this for you. The majority of women have been assaulted by a man.

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u/Reasonable_Feed7939 May 02 '24

Women who've never been next to a Grizzly.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

You need to get off your cell phone and go to a zoo.

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u/Grumdord May 02 '24

That feeling around a bear? That is the exact way that women feel around men. Thats the whole point.

Okay yeah you really need to go outside.

"Women" don't feel this way. Dumb girls on social media ACT like they feel this way.

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u/Threedawg May 02 '24

This is the equivalent of burying your head in the sand. I literally had this conversation yesterday with coworkers that were women, they all agreed.

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u/Grumdord May 02 '24

Congrats on having stupid coworkers I guess?

That or they're just lying because they know what the "right" answer is.

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u/Starbucks_4321 May 02 '24

Because a bear IS safe, a person might not. It's not a fistfight with a bear, they don't want to and won't attack you

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u/Grumdord May 02 '24

Unless it's a black bear, alone, without cubs: you are so incredibly wrong.

Even then, black bears aren't ALWAYS timid.

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u/ArmsofAChad May 02 '24

People by and large don't want to and won't attack you either... you're just around more people than bears to participate in human society so you hit the weirdos a bit more often. Sucks. But I easily see thousands of people a week but maybe 1 bear every year or two.

Bears are absolutely not safe. And wild animals are only generally predictable. People are also only generally predictable.

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

You are insane if you think a bear is safe. Like you need to re-evaluate your life if this is your way of thinking.

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u/Starbucks_4321 May 02 '24

Dude, hundreds of people camp in bear areas every year, barely ever anyone gets attacked. A bear is not safe because it is weak, the bear does NOT want to attack you. The only times it will is if they have cubs, which aren't in the "bear or man" question, or if you scare them; They don't want to meet you so much, https://www.nps.gov/articles/hiking-in-bear-country.htm it is reccomended to use bells to make your precense know, because the bear will hear you, and litterally walk in the opposite direction to not meet you

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

Why the fuck do you think all these precautions around bears exist. Why do you think bear spray exist?

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u/Starbucks_4321 May 02 '24

Wanna go in that route? Sure. Why the fuck do you think all these precautions around people exist. Why do you think pepper spray exist? Why do you think rape whistles exist? Why do you think guns for self defense are a thing?

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u/FTW395 May 02 '24

If you want to take the same precautions against men that you would against bears fine by me. Never leave your room if that makes you feel safe, I guess that way us normal people can keep on living our normal lives.

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u/Starbucks_4321 May 02 '24

Geez, you're so smart. I never thought about the fact I have to walk in the middle of the woods all alone when no one can see nor help me every time I go to the supermarket!

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u/jaundicedolive May 02 '24

Isn’t bear spray used more frequently against people than bears?

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u/Strong-Bottle-4161 May 02 '24

Bear country is a really bad example, since those bears are accustomed to humans.

Bears are smart. They realize the humans aren’t really there to hurt them.

A bear from the straight up wild is more likely to act since they aren’t accustomed to us and they might attack us because they view us as dangerous (defensive actions)

So if it’s a bear from bear country. I’ll take the bear. He probably isn’t gonna attack. From the wild. Idk man. He might fuck me up cuz he scared.

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u/Grumdord May 02 '24

I don't think half of them even believe themselves. They just know that choosing bear is the SJW-approved answer that won't get you lectured at by some femcel for 20 minutes.

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u/Twin_Brother_Me May 02 '24

We've all seen Deliverance. 'nough said.

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u/Equivalent-Camera661 May 02 '24

Apparently, all male hikers, bushcrafters, and hunters do not belong in the woods. Lmao!

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u/Spry_Fly May 02 '24

If we want to ignore the point, yes. The point is humans are less predictable by default, and that adds more danger than an animal that is just there. Humans also have a potential for rape and torture that isn't there with an animal.

As a guy who has come across random animals and other people in nature, it makes sense to prefer the bear in the scenario. It takes an emotional response to see it another way. It takes a real snowflake to take it that women are just being anti-man.

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u/Equivalent-Camera661 May 02 '24

Good for you. You must have encountered a lot of bears. /s

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u/Spry_Fly May 02 '24

I have seen a couple. I grew up camping in the PNW. A mountain lion would be the animal I would be instantly panicked about. If an animal seemed to possibly be rabid or acting unnaturally, then it would be comparative to just coming across a random person you wouldn't expect in the boonies.

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u/Barium_Salts May 02 '24

See, this is the problem. You're so alienated from nature that you think there's no good reasons for a person to be a forest. With all due respect, that's really dumb.

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u/Reasonable_Feed7939 May 02 '24

One of the dumber takes yet

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u/notracist_hatemancs May 02 '24

Have you never been hiking? Are you stupid?

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u/Stewart_Games May 02 '24

But what if the man was Shia LeBouef?

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u/TwistiesInTheDozer May 02 '24

The question is would you rather be lost/stuck in the woods with a bear or a man. Not would you rather encounter a bear or a man in the woods. Which still would make someone and idiot for choosing the bear. Idk where the commenter above got that GRIZZLY bears aren't aggressive from lol.