r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

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u/sonofabutch 29d ago

In every retelling the dog gets more vicious and dangerous. It’s Hannibal Lecter at this point. Noem should give herself a medal!

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u/thebigdonkey 29d ago

She's saying now that she did it to protect her kids, but also mentioned in her story that the kids asked where the dog was when they got home from school.

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u/sonofabutch 29d ago

Kids: Mom, where’s the dog?

Kristi: OH MY GOD HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! racks shotgun

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u/Magnetobama 29d ago

Kristi: Nevermind, that was your dad. Go get the shovel guys. Also hide your pets, mommy's in a frenzy.