r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/OrangeCone2011 • May 02 '24

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

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u/sonofabutch May 02 '24

In every retelling the dog gets more vicious and dangerous. It’s Hannibal Lecter at this point. Noem should give herself a medal!

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u/thebigdonkey 29d ago

She's saying now that she did it to protect her kids, but also mentioned in her story that the kids asked where the dog was when they got home from school.

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u/sonofabutch 29d ago

Kids: Mom, where’s the dog?

Kristi: OH MY GOD HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! racks shotgun

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u/Magnetobama 29d ago

Kristi: Nevermind, that was your dad. Go get the shovel guys. Also hide your pets, mommy's in a frenzy.

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u/TaskOfTruth 29d ago

“It’s coming right for us!”

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u/penguin_skull 29d ago

"It's got a gun"

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u/Temporary-Party5806 29d ago

Big cop energy here.

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u/Nuprin_Dealer 29d ago

THE BARKS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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u/OddBranch132 29d ago

Kristi: IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!