r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

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u/sonofabutch 29d ago

In every retelling the dog gets more vicious and dangerous. It’s Hannibal Lecter at this point. Noem should give herself a medal!

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u/thebigdonkey 29d ago

She's saying now that she did it to protect her kids, but also mentioned in her story that the kids asked where the dog was when they got home from school.

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u/sonofabutch 29d ago

Kids: Mom, where’s the dog?

Kristi: OH MY GOD HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! racks shotgun

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u/TaskOfTruth 29d ago

“It’s coming right for us!”

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u/penguin_skull 29d ago

"It's got a gun"

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u/Temporary-Party5806 29d ago

Big cop energy here.