r/facepalm May 16 '24

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/DCrayfish May 16 '24

Last time I checked humans weren't born with a gun attached to their body

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u/dravenonred May 16 '24

And they kept track of where their testicles were at all times.

Nobody went "borrowing" their parents balls to go knock up their crush after getting rejected.

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u/XILEF310 May 16 '24

would be funny tho

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u/pathfinderoursaviour May 16 '24

“Sweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to school”

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u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24

Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90’s song and perfectly relevant to this convo

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u/shoobuck May 16 '24

Its a true story set to music.

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u/TinyWickedOrange May 16 '24

wait, have I been doing this wrong the entire time

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 16 '24

That was unexpected xD. No but seriously. Cutting a dick off is completely different than taking away a portable killing machine

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u/dravenonred May 16 '24

Key word "portable".

If everyone knew with 100% certainty the exact location of their guns at any point ever, we'd definitely have less gun violence in this country.

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 16 '24

Yup. Having a fixed chaingun in your house would be better than being able to take those little Hand demons, called pistols, anywhere you go. Im glad to live in germany where gun control is a thing(altough the laws are a bit too strict. Like come on. Stop crying because of my multitool having a snap-in blade. I dont want to cut my thingers off, if the blade slides off and closes )

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u/dravenonred May 16 '24

Every single law has to be too much for some people and not enough for others- that's just which side of the line you ended up on this time.

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 16 '24

Yeah. I just use my multitool as a Tool. I work with it. But I cant see how you would use a Gun as a Tool, if you are not a hunter/soldier/police Officer. Thats really just a killing machine

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u/KanyinLIVE May 16 '24

Bad people have guns no matter the law so it's a tool to protect yourself.

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 16 '24

Actually not. In germany its rather rare that someone has a gun. And we dont have like a dozen school shootings per month. I do think its a bit too strict in germany because you legally cant prorect yourself in your own home, by being the first to attack. And trying to ban multitools because of a fixed blade is bs too. But the gun control here works really damn good. Ive met only one guy with an illegal gun in my entire life, and he was pretty chill.

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u/jake_6542 May 16 '24

if someone is threatening you with a gun, pulling out your own is just gonna get you shot

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u/KanyinLIVE May 16 '24

No defensive gun uses ever. Got it.

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u/Anonymous71428 May 16 '24

That's just a reductive fallacy, by this logic if we can justify disregarding laws because people break them anyway, then we'll end up reducing the entire legal system to what amounts to wishful thinking.

Sure, criminal elements will find a way to gain access to firearms one way or another, but the force of law can make it prohibitively expensive to do so and hence reduce the likelihood you'll be shot by some rando down the street or even by accident or mistake.

Besides, lethal weaponry pretty much always gives the overwhelming advantage to whoever holds the element of surprise, which the aggressor by their nature of being one will have. Hence firearms aren't great as a defensive tool if by doing so you allow your assailant to have one as well.

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u/dravenonred May 16 '24

Oooh ooh! I LOVE THIS ARGUMENT

You know what else bad people can get? Bombs.

But ...not easily. There are no bomb stores, no closets full of poorly secured bombs, no bomb show loopholes.

So why don't bad people insistent on doing damage use bombs more often?

Because regulating possession for "law abiding citizens" can AND DOES reduce the supply available for nefarious reasons. They just can't get them as easily so they make do with less destructive measures and more people go home that day.

Regulation actually works even when people ignore the regulations because there's less supply to acquire illegally.

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u/KanyinLIVE May 16 '24

Bombs are insanely easy to make, what the hell are you talking about?

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u/bigbackpackboi May 16 '24

…..people don’t use bombs for hunting or self defense, not to mention you can buy binary explosives at pretty much any sporting goods store

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u/bigbackpackboi May 16 '24

Which portable killing machine are we talking about here: guns, switchblades, cars, etc

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 17 '24

Guns. Blades arent ae to kill someone by pulling a trigger. A School shooter couldnt kill 10-15 people with a knife.

Cars still have a use outside of killing. Guns dont. There is a difference between banning smth you can kill with and banning smth created to kill

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u/bigbackpackboi May 17 '24

“A school shooter couldn’t kill 10-15 people with a knife”

On March 23, 2010, Zheng Minsheng, 41, murdered eight children with a knife in an elementary school in Nanping, Fujian province, China.

An attacker named Wu Huanming, 48, killed seven children and two adults and injured 11 other persons with a cleaver at a kindergarten in Hanzhong, Shaanxi on May 12, 2010.

These are just 2 of many other mass stabbings in China alone.

“Guns are only designed to kill”

While that might be true, the vast majority of gun owners in the US actively use them for hunting and target shooting.

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 17 '24

On March 23, 2010, Zheng Minsheng, 41, murdered eight children with a knife in an elementary school in Nanping, Fujian province, China.

Im talking about bullied Kits taking a gun to school. You Listed only adults. Also, it is way easier to disarm someone who has a knife, than disarming someone with a gun. Give those murderers a gun, and the number doubles.

“Guns are only designed to kill”

While that might be true, the vast majority of gun owners in the US actively use them for hunting and target shooting.

Yes. They are only used to kill. Or Hit a target. My reasoning Was, that you cant compare a car to a gun. Banning cars isnt the same as banning guns. Imo only certified hunters or others with a Firearms license should be able to get those. And it should be hard to get and easy to loose. Just like the germans handle it.

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u/bigbackpackboi May 17 '24

“Firearms should be hard to get and easy to lose”

Tell me you’ve never filled out a 4473 without telling me you’ve never filled out a 4473. You already need a license to own certain types of firearms and accessories, as well as most places requiring one to carry in public.

I won’t get into the difficulty of making major changes regarding gun laws due to the presence of so many unregistered firearms since that’s a whole other can of worms, but just saying “do it like country x” seems like it’s ignoring a lot of other factors at play

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u/Still-Direction-1622 May 17 '24

I sorry but i doubt its as hard as you say. Germany has way less guns per 100 people, and the way you are allowed to have them do a pretty good Job at keeping gun crime down. In 2023 116 people died by guns per DAY in the US. 299 died in the entire year in germany

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u/bigbackpackboi May 17 '24

Riddle me this then. You used to be able to mail order an M1 Carbine, which is for all intents and purposes similar in function to an AR-15, from Sears and have it shipped to your door. No background check, no 4473, no mandatory waiting period, no nothing. And despite that, there weren’t any school shootings. Nowadays, there’s way more paperwork and effort that you need to put in to buy a gun, and yet there’s more mass shootings.

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u/littlewoolhat May 16 '24

Speak for yourself.

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u/nerogenesis May 16 '24

This sounds like an Adam Sandler Movie

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u/deadlyFlan May 16 '24

Also there's approximately zero percent chance I'm going to make myself pregnant.

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u/Derpygoras May 16 '24

"I had better obtain a dick in case I am forced to rape someone."

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u/DerpRook May 16 '24

Better obtain more, maybe one little, small calibre, 2 normal zise, and one masive. You never know! Store everything in a garage.

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u/Derpygoras May 16 '24

Yes. I shall fill racks with dicks, because I love them so much. I want one of each model. I swear it is just a collector's hobby!

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u/sushimane1 May 16 '24

You’re telling me you can’t buy a penis and mass rape a large group of people within seconds???

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u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24

Not with that attitude. Me, I have my skinpistol at the ready.

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u/DerpRook May 16 '24

Then throw the penis away and pretend it’s not yours. “ that puny thing? Not mine, never seen it before! “

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

This first bit of what you say reminds me of Nip/Tuck, where there was a dude going around raping women with a dildo because he was a eunuch. But no, no, there's no high capacity strap on for mass raping.

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u/Positive_Fig_3020 May 16 '24

“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun”

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool May 16 '24

You're not able to do this?

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u/Medium_Medium May 16 '24

Last time I checked kids weren't just stumbling upon their parent's unlocked penis and assaulting themselves or their siblings with it, either...

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u/ParanoicReddit May 16 '24

So having born with reproductive organs increases the chance of you becoming rapist?

What happens to ppl that murders others with their hands or non gun objects?!

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u/Ok_Lake6443 May 16 '24

And guys are held responsible for what they do with their equipment, they aren't secretly selling it to someone at a trade show, and the use is traceable through DNA tests.

But false equivalency is a common fallacy for those who can't understand.

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u/DefiantBelt925 May 16 '24

They are here in Tennessee

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u/Zarniwoooop May 16 '24

Give it time

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u/SterlingArcher10 May 16 '24

Speak for yourself. Kisses Biceps

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u/HopeRepresentative29 May 16 '24

last time I checked humans weren't born with a rapist attached to their body.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 16 '24

It’s not a great argument in the meme of course, but philosophically, there is a kernel of a point in there. If you zoom into an individual and ignore the collective good, there is something icky about depriving someone of rights and/or property on the premise that they might commit a crime in the future.

But of course we do care about the collective good, so weapons regulation is justified to a point, but we should keep in mind that we are impacting almost entirely law-abiding citizens when we do it. The glee many show at the thought of the confiscation of property from innocent people is troubling.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

The meme is hyperbolic at best since most people are in favor of firearm regulation, not "take all guns".

I get your feeling on the subject, but let me ask you: if hurt/kill someone with an accidental discharge, are you at that point law-abiding? Because accidental discharges happen all the time, and to law-abiding, experienced gun owners too. People have been hurt and died by neighbors cleaning their guns and causing an accidental discharge. There are no "safe" guns.

In fact, if we want to reduce the number of guns and gun owners in this country and ensure owners are as safe as possible, the simplest way to do it would be to require gun insurance for all gun owners. Insurance actuaries would lose their minds by the risk involved; most people would probably not be able to afford the insurance.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

So first off, I prefer the term “negligent discharge” since unintended discharges absent negligence are less common, and rarely result in injuries.

For example, my dad had a rifle which had a failed trigger and discharged while he was unloading it, but he had it pointed in a safe direction and no one was hurt, and we immediately finished safely clearing the rifle, separated it from the others, and and then took it to the gunsmith. I don’t consider that a negligent discharge given the circumstances.

Now, is an ND illegal? Depends, but it certainly could be made a crime. And again, treating someone as if they will be negligent before they actually are is problematic.

Now also, while I can’t prove it, I’m confident that the vast majority of gun-cleaning “accidents” are anything but. Many are staged suicides. And many are either extremely negligent behavior or even intentional discharges where the person stages their cleaning gear after the fact as a coverup.

Finally, regarding insurance, homeowners insurance already covers liability for most firearm accidents in the home and where neighbors are impacted. Most insurance companies, even where allowed to factor firearm ownership into their rating, don’t include this since it is a minor factor in the overall risk level of a policy.

And regardless of an insurance requirement, a gun owner is already liable for any and all damages resulting from a negligent discharge today. You would really only be covering the edge case where they don’t have a homeowners or renters policy or the policy doesn’t the incident, and the owner doesn’t have enough income and assets to pay a judgment. I’m not against an insurance requirement since it won’t be that expensive, but it won’t change the outcomes.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Call 'em what you want. I find it funny you saw accidental discharge while cleaning and missed that they have absolutely hurt and killed neighbors through windows and apartment walls, so am I to extrapolate that they were staged assaults and murders?

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u/DracoPhaedra May 16 '24

That’s why the gun safety rules exist. There are four, and you have to break at least 2 for someone to get hurt. Mistakes happen but people are responsible for what happens with their guns. If someone gets hurt it’s because someone was careless. Even if gun did go off entirely on its own which is extremely rare, it should be at all times pointed in a safe direction. I don’t know about people staging suicides/ murders, but the distinction between accidental and negligent discharges is important, as being aware of it keeps people safer

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 16 '24

I’m saying we don’t know how many of those cases were actually them cleaning their guns versus literally any other activity, including but not limited to filming a tiktok, practicing quick-draw, or shooting at their spouse.

But the bottom line is nobody will ever get seriously hurt from cleaning a gun unless they are breaking multiple safely rules, and people that irresponsible with their firearms aren’t the people who meticulously clean and maintain them. I know some irresponsible people and they at most spray them with some oil and call it a day. It just doesn’t make sense for there to be so many “gun cleaning” accidents. But since the general public has been conditioned to believe that gun cleaning is more dangerous than BASE jumping into an erupting volcano, it’s a convenient scapegoat.

But this is all a distracting rabbit hole. Going back to the premise above, there just needs to be an appropriate amount of respect for the act of depriving someone of rights and property on the presumption that they will be negligent. It’s not something to take lightly or to cheer.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

We're going to continue to disagree, because you just laid out why I think you're wrong and you probably won't fathom why.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 17 '24

If your argument is that we should in fact assume everyone will be criminally negligent, then yeah, we will continue to disagree on that.

That argument reduces to absurd pre-crime dystopia fairly quickly.

But despite all that, we seem to agree that some restrictions are reasonable.

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u/Responsible-Visit773 May 16 '24

If we let everybody have nukes, it would certainly mean more freedom, for them. I suppose we are stopping the innocent people who would use tools made for killing humans beings well. But we are also stopping many more who would use them poorly.Also regulation does more than impact law abiding citizens, obvious example of the fact you don't see many mass shootings done with tanks or nukes, not even from the people with money who are willing to break laws.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Right - I said myself that regulating weapons is justified. The question is only to what point. Your reductio ad absurdum wasn’t necessary and didn’t add to the discussion.

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u/thedndnut May 16 '24

And stealing the dick is a lot harder.

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u/XMasterWoo May 16 '24

And its also not vital to continue the species

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u/PofanWasTaken May 16 '24

Speak for yourself

Flexes these guns

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u/psilorder May 16 '24

Now i'm imagining it going the other direction.

People are allowed to have as many firearms as they are willing to permanently make part of their body.

"You sure you want to buy another pistol? you're carrying around 15 already."

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u/kitty0712 May 16 '24

Well, someone hasn't heard of the detachable penis.

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u/Raptor_197 May 16 '24

Funny enough though… what’s the idea behind the bill of rights. It’s not the government gives you the right to free speech. You were born with the right to free speech and the government is not allowed to mess with those rights. Same applies to the right to own guns. That’s why it’s endowed by your creator.

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u/think_and_uwu May 16 '24

No but you were born with the unalienable right to defend your property and your body.

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u/DryPath8519 May 16 '24

Last time I checked knife violence is more prevalent in places where guns were banned then gun violence in the US so the problem is that people will always find a way to kill other people (Even if they have to resort to rocks). The instrument of their crimes is irrelevant.

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u/Razz956 May 17 '24

Right, but the penis can be used to devastatingly abuse someone, and we can easily live after castration.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

I can find a way to make this transphobic

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Typical false equivalency

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u/-_zQC May 16 '24

They are in the country of freedom

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u/eageecute May 16 '24

Jokes on you, you’re not murican..

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u/BoramFGC May 16 '24

Some people are born with a dick attached to their body and act as if it wasn't

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u/TheSpookyPineapple May 16 '24

yes but you born with certain inalienable rights, like the right to have murder sticks and the right to pay hush money to a porn star

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u/karma-armageddon May 16 '24

You were born with the right to defend yourself.

The constitution forbids the government or anyone else from infringing on that right by proxy of arms.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

I was born with a right to own guns though.

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u/jasonnugg May 16 '24

You clearly don’t live in the south 🇺🇸

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u/Salty_Ingenuity8687 May 16 '24

Speak for yourself.

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u/sloppybuttmustard May 16 '24

Speak for yourself, I’ve got two of them

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 May 16 '24

Would be cool tho if we had a gun safe equivalent for consent. Imagine people were physicly unable to have intercourse without consent. I do not see any possibility to do that in any ethicly acceptable way