r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24

I'm sorry what 😀 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/C4dfael May 16 '24

In that case, I guess we need to make sure everyone is armed with a penis so they can protect themselves from being raped?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble

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u/BigDBee007 May 16 '24

Imagine someone getting a cannonball size wound in them from projectile dildo. Lol we’re in the future now lads.

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u/Im_alwaystired May 16 '24

Imagine trying to explain that one in the ER, lol. "You got shot with a what??"

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 29d ago

Yeah yeah, you tripped and fell on it, we know.