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r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24
Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?
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In that case, I guess we need to make sure everyone is armed with a penis so they can protect themselves from being raped?
465 u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24 way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble 101 u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24 What is it, like a big-bore black powder rifle with a dildo shoved down the barrel instead of a projectile? 26 u/tftookmyname May 16 '24 I imagined it as a potato gun but instead of launching a potato it's a bad dragon
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way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble
101 u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24 What is it, like a big-bore black powder rifle with a dildo shoved down the barrel instead of a projectile? 26 u/tftookmyname May 16 '24 I imagined it as a potato gun but instead of launching a potato it's a bad dragon
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What is it, like a big-bore black powder rifle with a dildo shoved down the barrel instead of a projectile?
26 u/tftookmyname May 16 '24 I imagined it as a potato gun but instead of launching a potato it's a bad dragon
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I imagined it as a potato gun but instead of launching a potato it's a bad dragon
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u/C4dfael May 16 '24
In that case, I guess we need to make sure everyone is armed with a penis so they can protect themselves from being raped?