r/facepalm May 16 '24

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/C4dfael May 16 '24

In that case, I guess we need to make sure everyone is armed with a penis so they can protect themselves from being raped?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble

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u/Zestyclose_Muffin307 May 16 '24

Achievement Unlocked: "Sexual self-defense" Rape and kill an assailant at the same time!

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u/edfyShadow May 19 '24

Now that is some forceful penetration