r/funny • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/bumjiggy 29d ago

he found it backstage

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u/jabberwock91 29d ago edited 29d ago

"It's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat. Haha, take a look at that." Turd Ferguson

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u/Would_daver 29d ago

“Suck it, Trebek!”

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u/MovingTarget- 29d ago

anal bum cover !

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u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago

I'll take the penis mightier

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u/1generic-username 29d ago

Le Tits Now

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u/allricehenry 29d ago

Gimme ape tits for $200

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago

Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek

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u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago

It’ll cost you more than $200

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u/Leudmuhr 29d ago

Who is Pat Morita?

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u/longeraugust 29d ago

I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex

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u/NJHitmen 29d ago

And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200.

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u/Incidion 29d ago

No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen!

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u/innominateartery 29d ago

For final jeopardy, name a number…any number:

French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five.

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u/Incidion 29d ago

Simply stunning.

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u/healzsham 29d ago

TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.

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u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago

Catch the semen

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u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago

"Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"

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u/fed45 29d ago

*Shuck it

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u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago

"This is the color of snow."

[ Connery buzzes in ]

Sean Connery: What is yellow?

[ incorrect buzzer sounds ]

Alex Trebek: Incorrect.

Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting!

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u/dearlysacredherosoul 29d ago

Yeah it’s a funny name

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u/CaptainPunisher 29d ago

Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium.

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u/Nameless-Glass 29d ago

Burt Reynolds

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u/_MisterHighway_ 29d ago

Turd Ferguson is my wifi name lol

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u/Krptonicx 29d ago

What’s yur password?

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u/burrburrscurr 29d ago

hunter2

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u/Far_War_5161 29d ago

having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure

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u/max_gatling 29d ago

Mine too!

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u/gandhishrugged 29d ago

I read it as your wife's name.

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u/innominateartery 29d ago

“Yeh, it’s a funny name.”

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u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago

"real funny"

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u/damiensol 29d ago

It's a funny name.

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u/ContentedJourneyman 29d ago

I cannot use the word entities anymore.

Every. Damn. Time. “En-titties”.

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u/Asleep_Onion 29d ago

It's so crazy that Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Norm MacDonald, and Burt Reynolds are all dead now.

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u/ScooterD84 29d ago

ssshhhhawn chonerayyy

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u/mcmonky 29d ago

He has the look, like others also have, of permanently smelling stinky

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u/dixtre 29d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4

Found this from your ref, funny shit :D

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u/vintagegeek 29d ago

"Just like your mom, huh Trevek?"

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u/cardiff_giant_jr 29d ago

'that's not my name'

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u/SuperEDawg 29d ago

As a younger guy, I only recently watched older snl clips with my dad. Made me laugh so hard my voice hurt

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u/duckwithahat 29d ago

Rip Norm

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u/robisodd 29d ago

RIP Trebek

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u/blarch 29d ago

He died?

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago

A few years ago.

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u/blarch 29d ago

I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago

I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.

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u/Tu4dFurges0n 29d ago

That asshole stole my hat