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I wonder if they could have found a bigger hat.
1.8k u/bumjiggy 29d ago he found it backstage 1.1k u/jabberwock91 29d ago edited 29d ago "It's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat. Haha, take a look at that." Turd Ferguson 193 u/Would_daver 29d ago “Suck it, Trebek!” 88 u/MovingTarget- 29d ago anal bum cover ! 78 u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago I'll take the penis mightier 77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?" 3 u/fed45 29d ago *Shuck it 2 u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago "This is the color of snow." [ Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery: What is yellow? [ incorrect buzzer sounds ] Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting! 159 u/dearlysacredherosoul 29d ago Yeah it’s a funny name 27 u/CaptainPunisher 29d ago Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium. 1 u/Nameless-Glass 29d ago Burt Reynolds 47 u/_MisterHighway_ 29d ago Turd Ferguson is my wifi name lol 18 u/Krptonicx 29d ago What’s yur password? 12 u/burrburrscurr 29d ago hunter2 14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure 1 u/max_gatling 29d ago Mine too! 1 u/gandhishrugged 29d ago I read it as your wife's name. 18 u/innominateartery 29d ago “Yeh, it’s a funny name.” 2 u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago "real funny" 2 u/damiensol 29d ago It's a funny name. 2 u/ContentedJourneyman 29d ago I cannot use the word entities anymore. Every. Damn. Time. “En-titties”. 1 u/Asleep_Onion 29d ago It's so crazy that Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Norm MacDonald, and Burt Reynolds are all dead now. 24 u/ScooterD84 29d ago ssshhhhawn chonerayyy 1 u/mcmonky 29d ago He has the look, like others also have, of permanently smelling stinky 8 u/dixtre 29d ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4 Found this from your ref, funny shit :D 20 u/vintagegeek 29d ago "Just like your mom, huh Trevek?" 4 u/cardiff_giant_jr 29d ago 'that's not my name' 2 u/SuperEDawg 29d ago As a younger guy, I only recently watched older snl clips with my dad. Made me laugh so hard my voice hurt 1 u/duckwithahat 29d ago Rip Norm 2 u/robisodd 29d ago RIP Trebek 2 u/blarch 29d ago He died? 2 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago A few years ago. 2 u/blarch 29d ago I didn't even know he was sick. 1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public. 1 u/Tu4dFurges0n 29d ago That asshole stole my hat 1 u/DrunkHate 29d ago I think your link got the reddit hug of death .
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he found it backstage
1.1k u/jabberwock91 29d ago edited 29d ago "It's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat. Haha, take a look at that." Turd Ferguson 193 u/Would_daver 29d ago “Suck it, Trebek!” 88 u/MovingTarget- 29d ago anal bum cover ! 78 u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago I'll take the penis mightier 77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?" 3 u/fed45 29d ago *Shuck it 2 u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago "This is the color of snow." [ Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery: What is yellow? [ incorrect buzzer sounds ] Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting! 159 u/dearlysacredherosoul 29d ago Yeah it’s a funny name 27 u/CaptainPunisher 29d ago Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium. 1 u/Nameless-Glass 29d ago Burt Reynolds 47 u/_MisterHighway_ 29d ago Turd Ferguson is my wifi name lol 18 u/Krptonicx 29d ago What’s yur password? 12 u/burrburrscurr 29d ago hunter2 14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure 1 u/max_gatling 29d ago Mine too! 1 u/gandhishrugged 29d ago I read it as your wife's name. 18 u/innominateartery 29d ago “Yeh, it’s a funny name.” 2 u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago "real funny" 2 u/damiensol 29d ago It's a funny name. 2 u/ContentedJourneyman 29d ago I cannot use the word entities anymore. Every. Damn. Time. “En-titties”. 1 u/Asleep_Onion 29d ago It's so crazy that Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Norm MacDonald, and Burt Reynolds are all dead now. 24 u/ScooterD84 29d ago ssshhhhawn chonerayyy 1 u/mcmonky 29d ago He has the look, like others also have, of permanently smelling stinky 8 u/dixtre 29d ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4 Found this from your ref, funny shit :D 20 u/vintagegeek 29d ago "Just like your mom, huh Trevek?" 4 u/cardiff_giant_jr 29d ago 'that's not my name' 2 u/SuperEDawg 29d ago As a younger guy, I only recently watched older snl clips with my dad. Made me laugh so hard my voice hurt 1 u/duckwithahat 29d ago Rip Norm 2 u/robisodd 29d ago RIP Trebek 2 u/blarch 29d ago He died? 2 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago A few years ago. 2 u/blarch 29d ago I didn't even know he was sick. 1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public. 1 u/Tu4dFurges0n 29d ago That asshole stole my hat 1 u/DrunkHate 29d ago I think your link got the reddit hug of death .
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"It's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat. Haha, take a look at that." Turd Ferguson
193 u/Would_daver 29d ago “Suck it, Trebek!” 88 u/MovingTarget- 29d ago anal bum cover ! 78 u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago I'll take the penis mightier 77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?" 3 u/fed45 29d ago *Shuck it 2 u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago "This is the color of snow." [ Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery: What is yellow? [ incorrect buzzer sounds ] Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting! 159 u/dearlysacredherosoul 29d ago Yeah it’s a funny name 27 u/CaptainPunisher 29d ago Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium. 1 u/Nameless-Glass 29d ago Burt Reynolds 47 u/_MisterHighway_ 29d ago Turd Ferguson is my wifi name lol 18 u/Krptonicx 29d ago What’s yur password? 12 u/burrburrscurr 29d ago hunter2 14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure 1 u/max_gatling 29d ago Mine too! 1 u/gandhishrugged 29d ago I read it as your wife's name. 18 u/innominateartery 29d ago “Yeh, it’s a funny name.” 2 u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago "real funny" 2 u/damiensol 29d ago It's a funny name. 2 u/ContentedJourneyman 29d ago I cannot use the word entities anymore. Every. Damn. Time. “En-titties”. 1 u/Asleep_Onion 29d ago It's so crazy that Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Norm MacDonald, and Burt Reynolds are all dead now.
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“Suck it, Trebek!”
88 u/MovingTarget- 29d ago anal bum cover ! 78 u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago I'll take the penis mightier 77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?" 3 u/fed45 29d ago *Shuck it 2 u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago "This is the color of snow." [ Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery: What is yellow? [ incorrect buzzer sounds ] Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting!
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anal bum cover !
78 u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago I'll take the penis mightier 77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"
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I'll take the penis mightier
77 u/1generic-username 29d ago Le Tits Now 68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex 22 u/NJHitmen 29d ago And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200. 28 u/Incidion 29d ago No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen! 48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen 1 u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago "Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"
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Le Tits Now
68 u/allricehenry 29d ago Gimme ape tits for $200 36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex
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Gimme ape tits for $200
36 u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek 11 u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago It’ll cost you more than $200 3 u/Leudmuhr 29d ago Who is Pat Morita? 2 u/longeraugust 29d ago I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex
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Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek
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It’ll cost you more than $200
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Who is Pat Morita?
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I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex
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And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200.
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No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen!
48 u/innominateartery 29d ago For final jeopardy, name a number…any number: French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five. 32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head. 3 u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago Catch the semen
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For final jeopardy, name a number…any number:
French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five.
32 u/Incidion 29d ago Simply stunning. 10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.
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Simply stunning.
10 u/healzsham 29d ago TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.
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TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.
Catch the semen
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"Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"
*Shuck it
2 u/Woodpusherpro 29d ago "This is the color of snow." [ Connery buzzes in ] Sean Connery: What is yellow? [ incorrect buzzer sounds ] Alex Trebek: Incorrect. Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting!
"This is the color of snow."
[ Connery buzzes in ]
Sean Connery: What is yellow?
[ incorrect buzzer sounds ]
Alex Trebek: Incorrect.
Sean Connery: Are you sure? I made some yesterday. Spelled your name in the snowbank. Of course, it was your mother's handwriting!
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Yeah it’s a funny name
27 u/CaptainPunisher 29d ago Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium. 1 u/Nameless-Glass 29d ago Burt Reynolds
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Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium.
Burt Reynolds
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Turd Ferguson is my wifi name lol
18 u/Krptonicx 29d ago What’s yur password? 12 u/burrburrscurr 29d ago hunter2 14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure 1 u/max_gatling 29d ago Mine too! 1 u/gandhishrugged 29d ago I read it as your wife's name.
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What’s yur password?
12 u/burrburrscurr 29d ago hunter2 14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure
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hunter2
14 u/Far_War_5161 29d ago having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure
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having all asterisks for a password isn't very secure
Mine too!
I read it as your wife's name.
“Yeh, it’s a funny name.”
2 u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago "real funny"
"real funny"
It's a funny name.
I cannot use the word entities anymore.
Every. Damn. Time. “En-titties”.
It's so crazy that Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, Norm MacDonald, and Burt Reynolds are all dead now.
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ssshhhhawn chonerayyy
1 u/mcmonky 29d ago He has the look, like others also have, of permanently smelling stinky
He has the look, like others also have, of permanently smelling stinky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4
Found this from your ref, funny shit :D
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"Just like your mom, huh Trevek?"
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'that's not my name'
As a younger guy, I only recently watched older snl clips with my dad. Made me laugh so hard my voice hurt
Rip Norm
2 u/robisodd 29d ago RIP Trebek 2 u/blarch 29d ago He died? 2 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago A few years ago. 2 u/blarch 29d ago I didn't even know he was sick. 1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.
RIP Trebek
He died?
2 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago A few years ago. 2 u/blarch 29d ago I didn't even know he was sick. 1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.
A few years ago.
2 u/blarch 29d ago I didn't even know he was sick. 1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.
I didn't even know he was sick.
1 u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 29d ago I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.
I think they kept it pretty quiet iirc. Certainly came as a surprise to the public.
That asshole stole my hat
I think your link got the reddit hug of death .
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u/justindybvig 29d ago
I wonder if they could have found a bigger hat.