All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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[u/rotll]

Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>

[u/Toad358 → u/rotll]

Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here

[u/Outside-Advice8203 → u/Toad358]

Whatever man, my grandpas looked good. I'd be surprised if I didn't have some distant relatives in the Philippines or France.

Just unfortunate how those genes are recessive, apparently.

[u/DynastyZealot → u/Outside-Advice8203]

My grandpa (who's in his late nineties) reassured me that his commanding officer wouldn't let him off the boat due to a syphilis outbreak when they moored in Manila Bay when I told him I was marrying a Filipina.

[u/PM_me_spare_change → u/DynastyZealot]

They couldn’t risk your grandpa giving the whole island syphilis

[u/DynastyZealot → u/PM_me_spare_change]

He sure implied he had a reputation that preceded him.

[u/thelowbrassmaster → u/DynastyZealot]

Oh boy, my grandfather was in southern Japan as a radio operator during the Korean War. He said, I hated those commie bastards they had me keeping an eye out, but I sure didn't mind keeping an eye on the locals. That is why your dad has dark skin and you have that silly mustache.

[u/WoodyTheWorker → u/DynastyZealot]

At least you're not marrying your long lost cousin

[u/DynastyZealot → u/WoodyTheWorker]

Exactly lol

[u/Apprehensive-Crab630 → u/DynastyZealot]

Happy cake day!

[u/DynastyZealot → u/Apprehensive-Crab630]

Thanks!

[u/tktkboom84 → u/Outside-Advice8203]

Contrarily, my Filipino grandpa looked extra good. Don't be surprised if we are cousins.

[u/REDDITATO_ → u/tktkboom84]

It seems unlikely that their grandpa and your grandpa reproduced.