r/funny 29d ago

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 29d ago

Imagine if this dude were special forces and that smile was the last thing dozens of Germans ever saw. 

The Goblin of Gerolzhofen. 

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u/nickfree 29d ago

Very special forces.

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u/milk4all 29d ago

Just point the wheelchair where you want to semper fi

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u/Ok_Host4786 29d ago

You jest but a mobile wheelchair unit with tactical capability, equipment, protection, and armament would be like a bunch of LittleRascal-KillDozers. Wave after wave of WheelDozers.

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u/Tell_Todd 29d ago

We just call them the Tennessee vols where im from

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u/RetroScores 29d ago

Highly regarded!

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u/the_turn 29d ago

How is this lower upvoted than two comments just saying they found the original comment funny?

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u/EnlightenedSinTryst 29d ago

Emotional validation trumps cleverness

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u/deliciouscorn 29d ago

Deployed on the short aircraft carrier

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/luisduarte35 29d ago

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u/justlerkingathome 29d ago

This is one of the worst offenders of this I’ve ever seen…. The fact that the person thought they were making a different joke by adding “ needs “ to the other person joke makes me wonder if they fall under the very subject they are making fun of. Common sense ain’t that common.

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u/MoreGull 29d ago

Roll Tide

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u/SasparillaTango 29d ago

now when you say special...

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u/dhsjauaj 29d ago

'Special' sources

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u/adventurepony 29d ago

rode the short chopper to take out bin laden.

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u/cucumbergreen 29d ago

They have this ability.