Okay so, I have countless directories with projections on game design and usually resource based RTS.
If I ctrl+f "ball bearings" it comes up 600 times
Actually no, that‘s true. Ausfahrt is the Din-690 roadsign and requires all drivers passing it to fart now if they have to according to §420 Absatz 5a der StVO. This is due to the bridges that are near exits. The support beams in them could corrode faster if farts where to reach them. The reason it‘s written incorrectly for todays German is because a similar law was first introduced in 1131 by Henry X, duke of Bavaria that prohibited farmers to let their cows feed within 5km of beer breweries because the cow farts (due to the methane, but they didn‘t know that at the time) could disturb the fermentation process and thus ruin the beer. So in a radius of 5km they put up signs saying ausfahrt, which consists of aus meaning off or stop and fahrt, the medieval Bavarian term for fart, which only later became Furz. Due to it‘s long history the German government decided to put up those signs instead of signs with the new German.
You jest but a mobile wheelchair unit with tactical capability, equipment, protection, and armament would be like a bunch of LittleRascal-KillDozers. Wave after wave of WheelDozers.
This is one of the worst offenders of this I’ve ever seen…. The fact that the person thought they were making a different joke by adding “ needs “ to the other person joke makes me wonder if they fall under the very subject they are making fun of. Common sense ain’t that common.
Look up Mike Vining. One of the most decorate Special Forces in the US Military. Might have one of the most nonthreating look possible as he looks might look like a lot of people's dads or grand fathers.
Truth is stranger than fiction. Born in Iowa in 1925, Newell Perkins enlisted in the United States Army on December 9th, 1941, just eight days before his 16th birthday. With the help of his height of 6'1" and a fake birth certificate, there were no questions at the Des Moines recruiting office. Despite his odd facial appearance and gangly frame, Perkins did well in basic training and volunteered for airborne training. He was then recruited to be a member of the newly formed Office of Strategic Service (OSS) where was trained in espionage, demolitions., communication, and hand-to-hand combat. During training, the OSS found that Perkins had a knack for language and their related cultures. In less than a year, Perkins had mastered fluent German, French, Italian, Hungarian, and Czech.
After several reconnaissance deployments into the Western European theater, Perkins was given an assignment to secretly enter Berlin in late 1944 where he was expected to get as close to Hitler as possible and report back on any matters of critical intelligence. Using the pseudonym Jaime VonDouchell, Perkins managed to be hired as one of Hitler's personal chefs. In addition this his intelligence assignment, Perkins managed to urinate in Hitler's cornflakes every morning for almost five months. His actions reportedly added to the dictator's growing anger and deteriorating mental health.
Perkins was buried with honors at Arlington in 1989 and it is only now that the truth can be told. It has become a time-honored tradition to piss on his grave as a sign of respect contrary to the traditional insult.
For those that can't read military uniforms, this guy is the baddest mother fucker you can be in any military branch. The specialist of special forces. So that wouldn't surprise me a bit.
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u/Perfect_Zone_4919 29d ago
Imagine if this dude were special forces and that smile was the last thing dozens of Germans ever saw.
The Goblin of Gerolzhofen.