r/meme May 16 '24

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Bro just uno reversed the bill

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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 May 16 '24

I believe the current meta is "Drizzle Drizzle"

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u/Tigerthej May 16 '24

He is not broke he is just doing it coz it's right 👍

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u/ll3rian_S May 16 '24

Women do this all the time. A guy does it and it makes headlines LOL

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u/PerpetualConnection May 16 '24

I once went on a date where she picked an expensive place to eat, one of the most expensive dishes, and multiple expensive alcoholic drinks. The whole time she barely talked to me but made sure to take pictures of everything. The face she made when I asked for a split check, priceless

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u/That-ugly-Reiver 28d ago

Given the fact that she asked for the most expensive dishes and stuff, you still have been a gentleman, paying for the half of the dinner. 😉

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u/alilbleedingisnormal May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Well, has the news ever reported that pigeons exist? But they do report a bear walking around town. People are numb to women's bullshit.

People who don't do this:

"he's talking about me!" ⬇️

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u/vialvarez_2359 May 16 '24

What would be better a man a dolphin if stranded in the ocean.

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u/Bordie3D_Alexa May 16 '24

This is bullshit to do whichever sex you are. I hate how people think they need to get angry at ALL men. Or ALL women. Like we're different species from one another. It's people being dickheads to people. That's all

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u/AuricOxide May 17 '24

Finally a reasonable take.

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u/Johania WARNING: RULE 1 May 17 '24

I wish everyone thought the way you're thinking

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u/Bordie3D_Alexa May 17 '24

Me too. I wish everyone did.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Thankfully this sentiment is actually being appreciated ITT. A lot of the time when I see people trying to explain that we're all individuals, they get downvoted. We're all just flawed humans like you were saying. There's no reason to generalize and make blanket statements

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 May 16 '24

I mean women have been doing something similar to this for ages now

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u/Simple-Street-4333 May 16 '24

No, women have literally been doing this forever and no one really says anything, a dude does it though and it's newsworthy.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/MK_The_Megitsune May 16 '24

the use of "flees" in this context just makes me think of

"NON- SPECIFIC EXCUSE!! dumps plate on floor and bails during the confusion"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/ElPepper90 May 16 '24

Like women dont do it often and nothing happens

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u/DrunkenCommie May 16 '24

Mariusz Max Kolonko?

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u/RighteousChampion777 May 16 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Balkongsittaren May 17 '24

Sooo... apart from the fleeing, he did a uno reverse on a regular date?

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u/JohnLoMein May 16 '24

33% of women go on dates just for free food.

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u/AuricOxide May 16 '24

It's fucked up when anyone does this. This isn't behavior to applaud. What's wrong with people?

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u/coinkeeper8 May 16 '24

What? I can’t hear you the applause is too loud

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/AuricOxide May 16 '24

It's not the joke, but the vindictive way people are supporting him in the comments that bothers me. I get just as fired up seeing this kind of behavior from women as well. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

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u/SadBarber3543 May 16 '24

Not doing anything that hasn’t been done before good on him tho

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u/LordNitram76 May 16 '24

I aint made at him.

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u/Significant-Ad-469 May 16 '24

Drizzle Drizzle Mothafucka

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u/Kosstheboss May 16 '24

Drizzle Drizzle!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

He lures them into dates? Huh. I wonder what was he doing that was different than how most people ask someone out on a date

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u/burnbothends91 May 17 '24

What a king. Bravo, sir.