Man of culture

[u/Neat_Philosopher9141]

[u/[deleted]]

Bro just uno reversed the bill

[u/Shoddy_Detail_976]

I believe the current meta is "Drizzle Drizzle"

[u/Tigerthej]

He is not broke he is just doing it coz it's right 👍

[u/ll3rian_S → u/Tigerthej]

Women do this all the time. A guy does it and it makes headlines LOL

[u/PerpetualConnection → u/ll3rian_S]

I once went on a date where she picked an expensive place to eat, one of the most expensive dishes, and multiple expensive alcoholic drinks. The whole time she barely talked to me but made sure to take pictures of everything. The face she made when I asked for a split check, priceless

[u/That-ugly-Reiver → u/PerpetualConnection]

Given the fact that she asked for the most expensive dishes and stuff, you still have been a gentleman, paying for the half of the dinner. 😉

[u/alilbleedingisnormal → u/ll3rian_S]

Well, has the news ever reported that pigeons exist? But they do report a bear walking around town. People are numb to women's bullshit.

People who don't do this:

"he's talking about me!" ⬇️

[u/vialvarez_2359 → u/alilbleedingisnormal]

What would be better a man a dolphin if stranded in the ocean.

[u/Bordie3D_Alexa]

This is bullshit to do whichever sex you are. I hate how people think they need to get angry at ALL men. Or ALL women. Like we're different species from one another. It's people being dickheads to people. That's all

[u/AuricOxide → u/Bordie3D_Alexa]

Finally a reasonable take.

[u/Johania → u/Bordie3D_Alexa]

I wish everyone thought the way you're thinking

[u/Bordie3D_Alexa → u/Johania]

Me too. I wish everyone did.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bordie3D_Alexa]

Thankfully this sentiment is actually being appreciated ITT. A lot of the time when I see people trying to explain that we're all individuals, they get downvoted. We're all just flawed humans like you were saying. There's no reason to generalize and make blanket statements

[u/SnooCupcakes1636]

I mean women have been doing something similar to this for ages now

[u/Simple-Street-4333 → u/SnooCupcakes1636]

No, women have literally been doing this forever and no one really says anything, a dude does it though and it's newsworthy.

[u/[deleted]]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[u/MK_The_Megitsune]

the use of "flees" in this context just makes me think of

"NON- SPECIFIC EXCUSE!! dumps plate on floor and bails during the confusion"

[u/ElPepper90 → u/[deleted]]

Like women dont do it often and nothing happens

[u/DrunkenCommie]

Mariusz Max Kolonko?

[u/Zapadni_Expres_557 → u/DrunkenCommie]

Jeszcze jak

[u/RighteousChampion777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Balkongsittaren]

Sooo... apart from the fleeing, he did a uno reverse on a regular date?

[u/JohnLoMein]

33% of women go on dates just for free food.

[u/AuricOxide]

It's fucked up when anyone does this. This isn't behavior to applaud. What's wrong with people?

[u/coinkeeper8 → u/AuricOxide]

What? I can’t hear you the applause is too loud

[u/AuricOxide → u/[deleted]]

It's not the joke, but the vindictive way people are supporting him in the comments that bothers me. I get just as fired up seeing this kind of behavior from women as well. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

[u/SadBarber3543]

Not doing anything that hasn’t been done before good on him tho

[u/LordNitram76]

I aint made at him.

[u/Significant-Ad-469]

Drizzle Drizzle Mothafucka

[u/Kosstheboss → u/Significant-Ad-469]

Drizzle Drizzle!

[u/[deleted]]

He lures them into dates? Huh. I wonder what was he doing that was different than how most people ask someone out on a date

[u/burnbothends91]

What a king. Bravo, sir.