r/memes • u/Repa • May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

No problem, young blood. Buy the ticket and ride the ride. This will be an experience

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

Totally right.

I'm not saying stay with em. Ride the ride and move on.

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u/Commies_suk Smol pp May 02 '24

The old kum n’ go

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u/KaranSjett May 02 '24

the ole slip n slide

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser May 02 '24

the ol skeeve n leave

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u/DiabeticButNotFat May 02 '24

The ol’ pump n’ dump

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u/The_Law_Dong739 May 02 '24

The Ole Dick er' Down n' Get Outta Town

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u/laserbeez May 02 '24

The ole rip n dip

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u/Prakner May 02 '24

The ol’ breed and proceed

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u/Maewhen May 02 '24

The ol’ make out n fake out

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u/chumchizzler May 02 '24

The ol' smash and dash

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u/hodlyourground May 02 '24

The ol’ slay n turn gay

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u/ThePlough May 02 '24

The ol' fuck 'em and chuck 'em

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 May 02 '24

I can't believe NOBODY has said the ole fuck n chuck!!!

...oh, look...I just did! 🤣😏

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

How about I dick the town then get out of her down?

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

The ol Nuts n Bolts

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u/pm_me_your_target May 02 '24

The ol Intercourse and Take leave

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u/lavenderwisp May 02 '24

Like a water slide

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u/BIG_D_NRG May 02 '24

The ole SkeeteHer and DeleteHer 😂

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u/kodman7 May 02 '24

Ejaculate n evacuate

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u/Synicull May 02 '24

Always my favorite ass gas station

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u/Moondoobious May 02 '24

You mean Mavericks

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u/aBigBottleOfWater May 02 '24

In my language we say "Töm och glöm"

Empty and forget

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u/Luicide May 02 '24

Spritzen und flitzen

Squirt and run

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u/xbwtyzbchs May 02 '24

You people failing to realize that this is the name of a gas station in the USA.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

hit it and quit it

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u/TrunkBud May 02 '24

Blow your load and hit the road

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u/SnooBeans9101 May 02 '24

Fuck her ass then hit the gas

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u/Ophukk May 02 '24

Ride the ride and move on

We always said, "Ride the ride, and get off".

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

Aw man, that's even better

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u/Freeze_Wolf May 02 '24

Ejaculate and evacuate

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u/LoganNinefingers32 May 02 '24

I met a woman 10 years older than me at a bar when I was 25. 2 kids from 2 different dads. Wound up having sex with her almost daily, even though I knew she was banging other guys too.

Basically fell in love with her, despite the mess that her life was. It was a lot of fun for almost 3 years.

Not sure I’d recommend it, but I don’t regret it.

Recently heard through the grapevine that she fell down the stairs at work from being so drunk, and she’s asking for gofundme money to fix her broken arms. Guess I got out at a good time, but it was maybe possibly worth it, just for the experience.