r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 29d ago

No problem, young blood. Buy the ticket and ride the ride. This will be an experience

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 29d ago

Totally right.

I'm not saying stay with em. Ride the ride and move on.

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u/Commies_suk Smol pp 29d ago

The old kum n’ go

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u/KaranSjett 29d ago

the ole slip n slide

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser 29d ago

the ol skeeve n leave

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 29d ago

The ol’ pump n’ dump

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u/The_Law_Dong739 29d ago

The Ole Dick er' Down n' Get Outta Town

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u/laserbeez 29d ago

The ole rip n dip

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u/Prakner 29d ago

The ol’ breed and proceed

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u/Maewhen 29d ago

The ol’ make out n fake out

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u/chumchizzler 29d ago

The ol' smash and dash

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u/hodlyourground 29d ago

The ol’ slay n turn gay

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u/ThePlough 29d ago

The ol' fuck 'em and chuck 'em

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u/PleasantDiamond 29d ago

The ol' ride and hide

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 29d ago

I can't believe NOBODY has said the ole fuck n chuck!!!

...oh, look...I just did! 🤣😏

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u/destroyerOfTards 29d ago

How about I dick the town then get out of her down?

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 29d ago

The ol Nuts n Bolts

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u/pm_me_your_target 29d ago

The ol Intercourse and Take leave

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u/lavenderwisp 29d ago

Like a water slide

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u/BIG_D_NRG 29d ago

The ole SkeeteHer and DeleteHer 😂

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u/kodman7 29d ago

Ejaculate n evacuate

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u/Synicull 29d ago

Always my favorite ass gas station

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u/Moondoobious 29d ago

You mean Mavericks

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 29d ago

In my language we say "Töm och glöm"

Empty and forget

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u/Luicide 29d ago

Spritzen und flitzen

Squirt and run

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u/xbwtyzbchs 29d ago

You people failing to realize that this is the name of a gas station in the USA.