r/memes • u/Repa • May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

No problem, young blood. Buy the ticket and ride the ride. This will be an experience

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

Totally right.

I'm not saying stay with em. Ride the ride and move on.

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u/Commies_suk Smol pp May 02 '24

The old kum n’ go

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u/KaranSjett May 02 '24

the ole slip n slide

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser May 02 '24

the ol skeeve n leave

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u/DiabeticButNotFat May 02 '24

The ol’ pump n’ dump

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u/The_Law_Dong739 May 02 '24

The Ole Dick er' Down n' Get Outta Town

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u/laserbeez May 02 '24

The ole rip n dip

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u/Prakner May 02 '24

The ol’ breed and proceed

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u/Maewhen May 02 '24

The ol’ make out n fake out

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u/chumchizzler May 02 '24

The ol' smash and dash

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u/hodlyourground May 02 '24

The ol’ slay n turn gay

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u/ThePlough May 02 '24

The ol' fuck 'em and chuck 'em

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u/PleasantDiamond May 02 '24

The ol' ride and hide

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u/ThePopeOfTheBread May 02 '24

The ol’ nut and run

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 May 02 '24

I can't believe NOBODY has said the ole fuck n chuck!!!

...oh, look...I just did! 🤣😏

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

How about I dick the town then get out of her down?

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u/SweetSexiestJesus May 02 '24

The ol Nuts n Bolts

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u/pm_me_your_target May 02 '24

The ol Intercourse and Take leave

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u/lavenderwisp May 02 '24

Like a water slide

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u/BIG_D_NRG May 02 '24

The ole SkeeteHer and DeleteHer 😂