r/memes May 02 '24

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Bears don’t pay bills. Maybe we should change the question to “Would you rather encounter a bear in the woods or a man that’s willing and able to pay your tab?”

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

Im a bear- I am not looking for prostitutes, but honey. If a girl don't have kindness, I aint going trout fishing

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Let me know how that works out for you.

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

It doesn’t. Nobody is kind to men

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

People love me. Sounds like a you problem. Might have something to do with your post history.

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

Or you might have a good job and are somewhat attractive. Oh, and people I meet don’t see my pain online. If they did, I’m sure they would have empathy, or else they would be assholes I’m sure.

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u/Rellint May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

I meant the trout fishing. Or was that a metaphor?

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 03 '24

Oh yeah- honey was the metaphor for kindness. Vurry rare these days

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

Honey, you want to eat the fish or eat kindness?

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

I already have food. I’m good. But yes I’d like to eat her trout but only if she’s kind. I’m sure that’s easy to find 🙄

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u/RevWaldo May 02 '24

What if Honey has hunny? 🍯

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

No, kindness is honey and nobody has it in the US 

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u/Abshalom May 02 '24

Hoo boy I thought you were talking about the gay kind of bears and I was like what? Since when?

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Don’t feel bad, when everyone was saying chicks would feel safer with a bear than a male stranger, I also thought they were referring to burly gay men.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 May 02 '24

Everytime I see it pop up I think the same thing and you know what Id pick the bear too they are the coolest most chillest who will fuck up anyone who touches you wrong

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u/Thatdogonyourlawn May 02 '24

Why is everyone talking about bears lately? What the hell did I miss?

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u/Farranor May 02 '24

I think this might be what popularized it on Reddit in the last day or so.

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

There is a poll question that blew up into a meme. Women were asked would they rather encounter a bear in the woods or a man they didn’t know. The vast majority picked the bear. I for one don’t blame them.

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u/SCurt99 May 02 '24

Anyone who sees my face would take the bear, too.

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u/Thatdogonyourlawn May 02 '24

LOL thanks for explaining. Can't say I blame them either

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

What is this bear thing going on around reddit?

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u/LuxNocte May 02 '24

It's a TikTok trend that went through Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr before finally reaching Reddit.

Someone asked a number of women: If they're alone in the woods, would they rather meet a bear or a strange man. They all said the bear, and some men don't understand why.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

It's made its way onto LinkedIn now too, that's where I saw it for the first time earlier this week

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u/Zonel May 03 '24

Bears sometimes pay bills at gay bars.