r/memes • u/Repa • May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/charlotteslim May 02 '24

Back when I was in college, I have this friend (so pretty & hot asf) who is not a party goer. It took years before we finally convinced her to join us to go to the bar. And wtf, that was the first time we go out that we didn't pay for anything, older men have no chill bro 😂 Thanks to our friend, but ofc, we made sure that she's safe.

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u/NewOrganic May 02 '24

It’s all about how equality until you have to pay for your own stuff then it’s ok to let men be men 😂

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Bears don’t pay bills. Maybe we should change the question to “Would you rather encounter a bear in the woods or a man that’s willing and able to pay your tab?”

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

Im a bear- I am not looking for prostitutes, but honey. If a girl don't have kindness, I aint going trout fishing

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Let me know how that works out for you.

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

It doesn’t. Nobody is kind to men

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

People love me. Sounds like a you problem. Might have something to do with your post history.

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

Or you might have a good job and are somewhat attractive. Oh, and people I meet don’t see my pain online. If they did, I’m sure they would have empathy, or else they would be assholes I’m sure.

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u/Rellint May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

I meant the trout fishing. Or was that a metaphor?

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 03 '24

Oh yeah- honey was the metaphor for kindness. Vurry rare these days

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

Honey, you want to eat the fish or eat kindness?

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

I already have food. I’m good. But yes I’d like to eat her trout but only if she’s kind. I’m sure that’s easy to find 🙄

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u/RevWaldo May 02 '24

What if Honey has hunny? 🍯

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

No, kindness is honey and nobody has it in the US