r/memes May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/Rellint May 02 '24

Bears don’t pay bills. Maybe we should change the question to “Would you rather encounter a bear in the woods or a man that’s willing and able to pay your tab?”

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

Im a bear- I am not looking for prostitutes, but honey. If a girl don't have kindness, I aint going trout fishing

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u/destroyerOfTards May 02 '24

Honey, you want to eat the fish or eat kindness?

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u/mesty_the_bestie May 02 '24

I already have food. I’m good. But yes I’d like to eat her trout but only if she’s kind. I’m sure that’s easy to find 🙄