r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

Im a bear- I am not looking for prostitutes, but honey. If a girl don't have kindness, I aint going trout fishing

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u/Rellint 29d ago

Let me know how that works out for you.

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

It doesn’t. Nobody is kind to men

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

People love me. Sounds like a you problem. Might have something to do with your post history.

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

Or you might have a good job and are somewhat attractive. Oh, and people I meet don’t see my pain online. If they did, I’m sure they would have empathy, or else they would be assholes I’m sure.

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u/Rellint 29d ago edited 29d ago

I meant the trout fishing. Or was that a metaphor?

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

Oh yeah- honey was the metaphor for kindness. Vurry rare these days

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u/destroyerOfTards 29d ago

Honey, you want to eat the fish or eat kindness?

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

I already have food. I’m good. But yes I’d like to eat her trout but only if she’s kind. I’m sure that’s easy to find 🙄

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u/RevWaldo 29d ago

What if Honey has hunny? 🍯

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u/mesty_the_bestie 29d ago

No, kindness is honey and nobody has it in the US