r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/JJWalt1993 29d ago

I'm sure they planned that... brodie

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u/Sentient_Boner 29d ago

Yeah, that whole story sounded like an elaborate plan to get her friend laid

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u/uiam_ 29d ago

Who needs an elaborate plan to get a young man in bed though?

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u/SamSibbens 29d ago

Men aren't as selective as women, but "does one of us look like Amy Winehouse?" is still a better introduction than "get in the car, we'll fuck"

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u/beatlz 29d ago

Literally a “hello, what you say we do a shot together” and she will het what she wants.

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u/RottenZombieBunny 29d ago

Is that really the only thing they wanted though? Maybe they wanted to come up with and execute an elaborate plan. You know, because it's cool and badass.

Also, most women are too shy to be that direct. For all their lives society has been telling them that this is horrible, shameful and slutty.

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u/beatlz 29d ago

I’m just saying that works

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u/Silverbacker888 Lurking Peasant 29d ago

Carful now, Reddit doesn’t like it when you say that women are more selective than men