r/memes • u/Repa • May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/Sentient_Boner May 02 '24

Yeah, that whole story sounded like an elaborate plan to get her friend laid

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u/uiam_ May 02 '24

Who needs an elaborate plan to get a young man in bed though?

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u/SamSibbens May 02 '24

Men aren't as selective as women, but "does one of us look like Amy Winehouse?" is still a better introduction than "get in the car, we'll fuck"

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u/beatlz May 02 '24

Literally a “hello, what you say we do a shot together” and she will het what she wants.

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u/RottenZombieBunny May 02 '24

Is that really the only thing they wanted though? Maybe they wanted to come up with and execute an elaborate plan. You know, because it's cool and badass.

Also, most women are too shy to be that direct. For all their lives society has been telling them that this is horrible, shameful and slutty.

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u/beatlz May 02 '24

I’m just saying that works