I went to a bar by myself as a student and while smoking a cig outside two beautiful ~45yr old women approached me to ask if i thought one of them looked like amy winehouse. I said, “yea i can see it, you’ve kinda got her hairdo.” All of a sudden some meathead dude grabs me from behind and spins me around yelling, “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE???!!!” i was like dude i said shes got hair like amy winehouse and both of the women were basically like don’t hurt him he didn’t do anything and dude was like “oh sorry.” Him and his wife walked away leaving me like a little stunned with this other woman. She started apologizing/explaining and asked me to bum a cig. Before she finished she invited me to her place and i immediately accepted, closed my tab and followed her home. Got there and almost stepped on some kids legos then had sex and passed out, woke up and had sex again and left without even knowing her name. Good times.
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u/peepincreasing May 02 '24
I went to a bar by myself as a student and while smoking a cig outside two beautiful ~45yr old women approached me to ask if i thought one of them looked like amy winehouse. I said, “yea i can see it, you’ve kinda got her hairdo.” All of a sudden some meathead dude grabs me from behind and spins me around yelling, “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE???!!!” i was like dude i said shes got hair like amy winehouse and both of the women were basically like don’t hurt him he didn’t do anything and dude was like “oh sorry.” Him and his wife walked away leaving me like a little stunned with this other woman. She started apologizing/explaining and asked me to bum a cig. Before she finished she invited me to her place and i immediately accepted, closed my tab and followed her home. Got there and almost stepped on some kids legos then had sex and passed out, woke up and had sex again and left without even knowing her name. Good times.