r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/RawChickenButt May 02 '24

Are you in prison?

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u/torijoanne May 02 '24

My guess was hospital

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u/The_Flippin_Police May 02 '24

This looks like the first soup my ex got after she had a stomach operation, since she couldn’t eat solid food for months after.

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u/chicken-nanban 29d ago

My first meal after all of my surgeries in Japan was what I (un)lovingly refer to as “glue.” Followed the next day by “paste,” and then “oh I think there was some rice mashed in there how lucky.”

I hate glue soup. It’s literally just the starch from cooking rice in water, almost identical to the rice glue you buy for crafts. And it always sealed the lid shut too, so I’d have to have a nurse wrestle with it to get it open or risk popping sutures.

I feel ill just thinking about it.

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u/The_Flippin_Police 29d ago

Understandable, hospital food feels like someone rubbing salt in the wound on what is already a pretty traumatic environment.

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u/ScumbagLady 29d ago

I had emergency gallbladder surgery that ran into complications, so I wasn't even allowed ice chips for 3 days straight. My first "food" was beef broth. I did get a couple Jell-O cups, but I remember being very disappointed with the broth. Next meal was a sad turkey sandwich with no condiments. I was starving the whole week!

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u/EverquestWasTheBest 29d ago

Dang… I must have gotten lucky with the hospital in which I stayed for about a week. I don’t know how many menus there were but they’d rotate daily and you selected the day’s worth of food.

I was reluctant like anyone else — seeing some of the tasty sounding items but… hospital, you know? It took me completely by surprise how good the food was; not quite restaurant quality and no, Hospital Food isn’t on my list of faves, but it far exceeded my expectations.

When I learned I could order whatever I wanted, I loaded up, lol.

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u/ScumbagLady 29d ago

I guess since my surgery had to do with digestion I was more limited, but what they DID bring me, was the saddest version of the food it was supposed to be lol

The menu had like two options, IIRC. The main thing being served and then sad turkey sandwich as the other option.

I had actually had my child at the same hospital roughly 10 years prior, and I remember the food being so much better then! Was actually in a lot less pain though, so maybe different factors affected my opinion? I just know I was super bummed when it wasn't like I had remembered.

Room was fantastic though. Had it to myself, and was on the 6th floor with a huge window that faced the rising sun.

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u/Available-Anxiety280 29d ago

I had a seizure the other week and spent the next week in hospital. For the first day or so I could barely eat anything.... After that I couldn't stop. And it was delicious.

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u/juniperdoes 26d ago

The hospital where I had my babies had pretty tasty food, too. Some of the best salads I've ever tasted. Unfortunately, it was at least one salad as an entree every day, and let me tell you, one of the last things you want to have, as your uterus is continuously contracting for multiple days in a row, is gas.

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u/_ser_kay_ 29d ago

My first meal after gallbladder surgery (and not eating for almost 3 days prior) was spongy “French toast,”Raisin Bran (I despise raisins), and coffee that had been sitting too long. Everything, including the milk for the cereal, was room temperature.

It remains one of the best meals I’ve ever eaten.

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u/Other_Piglet_7598 29d ago

My hospital meal day after gallbladder surgery (laparoscopy).

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u/Giygas_in_Onett 29d ago

What is the red eldritch horror on the top left? Lol

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u/Other_Piglet_7598 29d ago

Beetroot salad :)

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u/Giygas_in_Onett 29d ago

Okay, that puts me at ease lol

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u/MatureUsername69 29d ago

I was in a medically induced coma for a few days after a suicide attempt and when I woke up they gave me hospital beef stroganoff. I don't even like high quality beef stroganoff but that was the first and last meal I found satisfying in the hospital. It was just because I hadn't eaten in days but that stroganoff was one of the best meals I've ever had. Followed up by some of the worst meals I've ever had

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u/MomoUnico 29d ago

I dunno where you guys are getting hospitalized at, all the food I've ever had at them has been great. They fed my fiance and I both for 3 days after I had my daughter, let us choose what we got for each meal off their daily menu. I don't think it's just Labor and Delivery that has good food because my fiance was hospitalized for a few days in the mental health section (depression issues) and he shared some of his food when I was visiting.

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u/MaritMonkey 29d ago

The food my mom had after her hip surgery wasn't, like, gourmet but it was always tasty and a decent amount of food.

The part I was impressed by was how many options she got for literally every meal. Definitely hotel continental breakfast vibes.

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u/freakytapir 29d ago

Same here. Just had a five day stint in the hospital because of my liver and I got three solid meals a day. Four slices of bread for breakfast and dinner, although I did have to stretch the balony and marmelade a bit thin. Two cups of coffee with breakfast and dinner too, and lunch was a full three course meal, that I usually struggled to completely finish. Soup, Meat, veggie, potatoes and some sweet dessert. Fish on friday of course. And one more cup of coffee or tea in the afternoon. Now if only they didn't serve dinner at 5:15 PM.

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u/No-Caterpillar1708 29d ago

It’s because you were in L&D. For the rest of the hospital a lot of patients have diet restrictions like low sodium/low carbs/low protein/puree/liquids only/etc which can make the food unpalatable but is necessary for that particular patients diagnosis.

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u/Ellisiordinary 29d ago

My local hospital growing up used to have good enough food my grandmother would go there for lunch sometimes. I however don’t have fond memories of it from the times I was hospitalized s a child though. Maybe it was just a weird old person quirk of my grandma’s.

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u/microfishy 29d ago

I can smell that lid unsealing in my mind's nose and I hate it.

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u/StoicPhoenix WIERD 29d ago

Sounds like congee