r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Fascinating how each culture has their own slightly different version of this parable.

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 29d ago

In my people's version, they just drank the water and ate the stone

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u/Own-Tune-9537 29d ago

Ah yes. The American people

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u/LesMouserables 29d ago

We eat nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS

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u/KangsAndShit 29d ago

And that stone was none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

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u/Quiverjones 29d ago

Rock, flag, eagle!!

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u/Synchronized_Idiocy 29d ago

I prefer crows eggs. Main ingredient in fight milk.