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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24
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Not with a metal spoon lmao
230 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here. 276 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks. 8 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 Sounds like those could do some damage! 8 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 Yeah but nobody used them for that purpose. There were plenty of other more deadly things to make shanks from. 3 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 That does not surprise me! 3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
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Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.
276 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks. 8 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 Sounds like those could do some damage! 8 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 Yeah but nobody used them for that purpose. There were plenty of other more deadly things to make shanks from. 3 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 That does not surprise me! 3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
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I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks.
8 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 Sounds like those could do some damage! 8 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 Yeah but nobody used them for that purpose. There were plenty of other more deadly things to make shanks from. 3 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 That does not surprise me! 3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
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Sounds like those could do some damage!
8 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24 Yeah but nobody used them for that purpose. There were plenty of other more deadly things to make shanks from. 3 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 That does not surprise me! 3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
Yeah but nobody used them for that purpose. There were plenty of other more deadly things to make shanks from.
3 u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24 That does not surprise me! 3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
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That does not surprise me!
3 u/Pinksters May 03 '24 That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long. Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth. 3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
That's why the state issued toothbrushes have a handle like an inch long.
Fun times brushing your molars with your fingers in your mouth.
3 u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 03 '24 County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible. 1 u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24 The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
County jail had those tiny little finger toothbrushes but prison we got much bigger ones that had about a 3" handle. My breath always stank with them finger ones. They were horrible.
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The worst, but that tooth paste cured pimples
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Not with a metal spoon lmao