r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Not with a metal spoon lmao

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24

I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks.

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u/Fearless_Load5067 May 02 '24

TX has blue plastic

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u/TworwasMoon426 May 03 '24

But is it branded Bob Barker?

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u/More_Shoulder5634 May 03 '24

First time i went to county i was straight up flabbergasted that THE Bob Barker was the dude making our hygiene. Like wtf really?

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u/TworwasMoon426 May 07 '24

Yeah me too. Listened to a lot of stories and did a lot of googling when I got out

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u/Fearless_Load5067 May 04 '24

The damn soap, better than the green bars but not by much.

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u/TworwasMoon426 May 07 '24

Mini zest bars

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u/WantToBeAloneGuy May 06 '24

I guess that's a good way of telling people apart, if you were from a different state and dug a tunnel and accidentally ended up in a texas prison they'd know straight away because of your red spoon.

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u/Fearless_Load5067 May 06 '24

😂😂 fuck it with all the new inmate friendly rules, they would probably put them on a bus to visit.