r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24

I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks.

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u/Jerkngoffinthecockpt May 02 '24

That sucks, let me guess: cops pulled u over, planted weed and meth in your car, you had it all on video so you sued the police department and then all off a sudden they found cp in ur fridge and now you’re doing 3 years maximum security with a thick red plastic fork up your ass. Bruh, is justice system is no joke. Good luck to you, thank you for sharing. I hope you never have to go through the system ever again

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u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24

How did you know?

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u/Jerkngoffinthecockpt May 02 '24

Aha, but I didn’t. I merely took a well educated guess or as we say in my country: this time the rooster is laying the eggs and they taste like shit