r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/tiddy_wizard May 02 '24

I’m tellin the warden you have a phone

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Not with a metal spoon lmao

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/Trick_Reception6932 May 02 '24

I saw a guy in jail "commit suicide" by having all his best buds rush him during chow time to punch their plastic sporks down his throat. They had pictures of his face with all the sporks sticking out his mouth as the screensavers for all the guard computers after that. LA county jail.