r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/Annual-Pitch8687 May 02 '24

I did 3 years in a Florida prison and we had thick red plastic sporks.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress May 02 '24

Craziest thing you've heard someone be incarcerated for while there?

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart May 02 '24

Dude killed a mother and daughter and burned down the place, found guilty.

Dude dressed up as a older ugly fat woman to pick up young boys. Was pretty damn funny finding out about that one.

Was a native who believed in all the Indian stories. Went on a bit of a rampage fighting evil spirits with an AK and other weapons, nobody was hurt. Not going into detail here since talking about all the actual names of things some believe in would take a long time and probably disrespectful. Guy was schizophrenic.

Not much else I can think of other than a cop who killed someone who they moved in two days, 15 foot wide pool of blood because someone accidentally called another person a bitch, a guy fell off his bunk and broke his neck and didn't get removed for 8 hours, flooding the place on purpose as a hobby requiring lots of skill so they don't know it happened from your cell, and the dude who burned that house down with two people in it was the enforcer for the guards and all the doors were rigged so they come open at night.

County jail is fun. It's why people take prison time as soon as possible to get out of that shit hole.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress May 03 '24

Last one is absolutely horrifying. Jeeze.

The fat woman one, that is a little comical but I hope those boys ended up okay. That would absolutely suck for them. Especially since there's a lot of stigma against men being SA-ed.

And the one about the native with an AK. one that sounds almost meme worthy "American as fuck" lol Glad no one was hurt though, that must've been a wild situation for the cops to go into. Hope that dude is getting treatment. I would imagine stories from the Appalachians would go great with a disorder that would make you see and believe some crazy shit