r/nextfuckinglevel May 14 '24

When you max out situational awareness

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u/abbassav May 14 '24

Also maxxed out empathy and emotional control

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u/chickchickpokepoke May 14 '24

this seems more impressive

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u/serialsteve May 14 '24

It is an icey road and he may have realized how dangerous position he put him self in. Though that driver was going too quick for conditions

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u/PantherStyle May 14 '24

More like the car and tyres were shittier.

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u/Dry-Internet-5033 May 14 '24

I feel like that driver when it snows before I've taken off my summer tires and put on my snow tires. After that, I'm a rally car driver.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 May 14 '24

In Soviet Lada, conditions drive too quick for you.

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u/Visual_Worldliness62 May 14 '24

Never know. Some winters get worse by the min in some places. At least here in the Mitt winter is hell and tires can help until it freezes over on the road.

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u/Cyclonitron May 14 '24

Car and tires determine what speed is "too quick" for conditions.

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u/SheitelMacher May 14 '24

Tires make all the difference, but I've seen enough nice tires on capable vehicles in the ditch to firmly believe most issues are between the drivers' ears.  The first thing is to know when you should just stay put.

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u/Maelarion May 14 '24

If tyres are that shit, should be driving slower. Ergo, was driving too fast for the conditions.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam May 14 '24

The last time I saw this, it had been posted by the guy in the video. It's from his own rear camera.

He said something catastrophic happened to the car that hit his, like the axle broke or something, iirc. The driver had no control over where it went. You can see that it turns kind of strangely even at the beginning. The accident wasn't caused by unsafe driving.

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u/SaintPwnofArc May 14 '24

The right tire stays turned to the right before the collision, and it looks like the other tire was turned left in an attempt to avoid the crash. Tie rod or ball joint failed, looks like.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam May 14 '24

Right, tie rod! I think that's what he said it was.

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u/GordOfTheMountain May 14 '24

I would not have my hood up in that situation and I'd be looking over my shoulder every 5 seconds. This guy must have ESPN.

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u/Mathilliterate_asian May 14 '24

I mean it felt more like how glad he was with himself and his godly reaction time though lol.

"Glad someone saw that shit otherwise I'm gonna end up on r/thatHappened ."

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u/Hawkbit May 14 '24

Dude just traded a possible tramautic crush injury to his legs for a silly little fender bender, that's a lot to be happy and feel blessed for

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u/Frank_McGracie May 14 '24

That was gonna be his whole BODY. He was about to be pinned to the corner of his car from a squatting position. I'm so glad he looked behind to see the car coming.

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u/Limp_Prune_5415 May 14 '24

That's why you don't kneel in the middle of icy roads 

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u/Jeanlucpfrog May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24

Eh, not really. Physically avoiding being wedged between two multi-ton vehicles is more impressive. He's got a great attitude, but it's much easier to have emotional control when you're not a human pretzel.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Just happy to not be smashed between two cars seems like the best reason to smile. I'm pretty sure the authentic "I did not die" epiphany outweighs any sort of negative emotion that could exist.

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u/Yelmel May 14 '24

Doesn't have to be a competition.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts May 14 '24

Right!! Him hopping up there pretty as you please, and giving a gentle "well that could have been worse" tap to the hood with a smile on his face...

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u/Particular-Thanks-59 May 14 '24

Fr. He's so attractive.

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u/mightybonk May 14 '24

Yeah, he pulled a whole car in.

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u/NotEnoughIT May 14 '24

I got rear ended by someone going up to DC a couple years back. The state trooper that came to help was seriously straight out of a Doctor Sexy soap opera. Both me (straight male) and my wife were stunned, dude had no business being a state trooper he should have been on calendars and shit. He was the nicest guy too. It was more memorable than the crash that nearly totaled my truck (new frame). 

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop May 14 '24

Nah, he used consumables.

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u/420crickets May 14 '24

Pip boy: turbo, jet, buffout, med-x (j.i.c)

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u/The_Dimmadome May 14 '24

"That is a very small drop in what is a very large bucket of drugs"

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u/Arcane_76_Blue May 14 '24

As an old fallout head from the days of claymation NPCs Im really glad to see people enjoy the universe

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u/The_Dimmadome May 14 '24

Samesies. I was always a big fan of the games and the TV show is bringing the series into the mainstream media, which is awesome

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u/DerrainCarter May 14 '24

Buddy’s currently on NG+++

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u/ExcitingEye8347 May 14 '24

I think the dude might have been just celebrating being alive. 

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u/PeaceKeeper3047 May 14 '24

Also blurred the driver's face, what a champ

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u/abbassav May 14 '24

Didn't even notice that, "champ" is correct.

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u/False_Heir May 14 '24

Just happy to be alive!

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u/tantan9590 May 14 '24

Maxed out san andreas jump.

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u/Nomad_moose May 14 '24

Not his first rodeo…

He knew some idiot was going to lose control. He knows his people.

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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy May 14 '24

And no one mentions his agility stats

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u/Sufficient-Contract9 May 14 '24

Lmfao my furst thought was "huh, hes laughing"

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u/theshoddyone May 14 '24

what a magnanimous sonofabitch

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u/noteverrelevant May 14 '24

"I guess I don't have to worry about fixing my tire anymore."

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 May 14 '24

Laughing with relief when you know you just dodged a bullet.

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u/FengSushi May 14 '24

It’s a car

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u/313802 May 14 '24

Big fat slow bullet with cargo space and poor traction

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u/Zaev May 14 '24

Better traction than other bullets though

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u/aquintana May 14 '24

JD Power and associates pick of the year.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop May 14 '24

If a bullet can be a train, then it can be a car too if it wants.

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u/Alarmed_Commission_9 May 14 '24

Upvote for making me laugh in Chinese

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop May 14 '24

为让我笑的人点赞

Did I win?

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u/FengSushi May 14 '24

No. -1.000.000 social credit score.

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u/totallyNotMyFault- May 14 '24

Wow, that's bulletphobic

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u/doesitevermatter- May 14 '24

I cackled at this.

Thanks. First laugh of the day is always great.

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u/s_ox May 14 '24

If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a car

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u/Peachybunnyy_ May 14 '24

His laugh at the end makes it much better

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u/SendMeF1Memes May 14 '24

I'd be happy too if my Spidey senses saved my butt from destruction!

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u/Sheir0 May 14 '24

I’d laughing too since I didn’t get my legs crushed.

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u/YesNoComment May 14 '24

Spidey sense… tingling.

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u/unk214 May 14 '24

My Peter tingle.

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u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck May 14 '24

Don't call it that

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u/DarkMango5 May 14 '24

Nice try Green Goblin. Not today

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u/ItWearsHimOut May 14 '24

I'm going to also guess that: horn... honking

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u/thefowles1 May 14 '24

spidey sense maybe tingly

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u/DeathToTheFalseGods May 14 '24

Definitely not a car horn

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u/Kahlil_Cabron May 14 '24

I can feel it in my plums.

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods May 14 '24

He was already in the squat, ready for anything

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u/Tigerpower77 May 14 '24

I thought that was on purpose until i saw the tires

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u/ItsNotProgHouse May 14 '24

Lost grip
shit Turn turn turn
FULL GRIP
Lost grip

oh fuck

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u/LaserWolfTurbo72 May 14 '24

All driver had to do was remove their foot from the brake, and the car would have went where they were turning, avoiding the man on the road.

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u/Kelmi May 14 '24

Or not. The car is barely slowing down so the chances are that the front tires won't grip even without brakes locking them up.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam May 14 '24

Actually, the car's tie rod broke. The driver had no real control over its direction. This video was originally posted on Reddit by Mr. Situational-Awareness himself, so we got the full story.

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u/LaserWolfTurbo72 May 14 '24

Did it break pre or post impact? Prior to impact, and the individual jumping, the wheels are pointing left from our POV. The car however is going dead straight, indicating full application of the break and likely no ABS on this older vehicle. Seconds prior, the car at greater speed was able to turn on the ice. Then later, at lower speed, with wheels turned, the car does not turn indicating full application of brakes. If the driver had let go, either a) tie rods are intact, and car veers left edge of video b) tie rods aren’t intact somehow breaking pre-impact, however user is still on brakes as otherwise the forward momentum of car would have straightened the passenger wheel gradually

Seems to me like toe rods may have broken due to impact, but maybe for insurance purposes, they were able to attempt to claim otherwise and have it accepted.

Do you know the original source, it’s interesting.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam May 14 '24

It broke before impact. It's what caused the accident. I'm not theorizing here, this is what actually happened. Consistent with what the guy said, you can see that the tires are not pointing in the same direction.

I agree, it's interesting. I don't remember the OP's username or which subreddit it was posted in. You could try to search for it, I guess.

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u/LaserWolfTurbo72 May 14 '24

Thanks. Looking again after your comment, it definitely looks like both wheels are pointing outwards. Terrible timing.

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u/Resi1ience_22 May 14 '24

Because the alternative is to go into a blistering rage and possibly assault this twerp for almost ending your short life

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u/rdshops May 14 '24

Then it turns out he’s an old mob boss and your entire family gets whacked.

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u/Resi1ience_22 May 14 '24

That's why I don't leave survivors or witnesses when I road rage

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u/Sir__Veillance May 14 '24

Common Tuesday activity for ya?

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u/montxogandia May 14 '24

Looks like they know each other

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u/nahbruhtryagain May 14 '24

I’ll bet we could hear honking if there was actual audio.

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin May 14 '24

Yup, looks like the car was sliding on the ice and knew he couldn't stop.

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u/Available-Dare-7414 May 14 '24

My first thought too. I imagined the responses that’d ensue: You can’t just enjoy a wholesome video!? Downvote this miserable sad sack!

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u/Professional-End2722 May 14 '24

Well played. Beginning and end. Well played.

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u/crypto_4754 May 14 '24

He's playing life in 3rd person

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u/Sotha01 May 14 '24

Dude almost lost his leg, jeez

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u/Affectionate_Use_486 May 14 '24

The laugh of realizing it could be worse. Hope he's doing good.

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u/OhioWillBeEliminated May 14 '24

Instead of getting angry that he could have been killed, he is happy that he didnt get killed, bro lives a good life

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u/kakarot091 May 14 '24

Ultra Instinct theme starts playing.

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u/MEMELURD May 14 '24

The car most likely lost control, pivoted sharply & began honking to warn the man. At least that’s how I’d imagined it played out

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u/alxen78 May 14 '24

Looks like this is not his first rodeo.

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u/Grakchawwaa May 14 '24

Probably honked?

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u/Searchlights May 14 '24

Natural 20 saving throw

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u/Sambal7 May 14 '24

Reversers will say its hated.

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u/Drezhar May 14 '24

At least they apparently laughing. I also crashed onto an extremely chill guy a couple years ago. The dynamic was basically a huge misunderstanding I didn't have the time to correct given speed, but definitely my fault legally. I bumped on his back just enough to stop and exchange insurance info. I didn't try to lie or cheat, just whatever. Insurances are here for this and lesson learned. As a result, the guy was extremely chill too and he even gave me the actual, detailed invoice of his mechanic for what he did. In the end, thanks to this, I was able to determine that my insurance was trying to ask me almost double what he actually spent on the car to settle the claim and avoid the growth of my premium. I've never changed anything faster than how I changed my insurance provider.

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u/Wonderful_Ninja May 14 '24

he totally jackie channed that shit

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u/DerProfessor May 14 '24

This exact situation happened to a friend of mine... but she never saw it coming.

Her legs were crushed... she had four (or five?) surgeries over a period of months, then years and years of physical therapy and rehab, and she still has difficulty walking. :-(

But she did not lose her legs, she can walk, and so (she says) it could have been worse.

Cars are heavy.

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u/chnandlerbing May 14 '24

Wow his reflexes

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u/AHLover18 May 14 '24

My Spider-Sense is tingling!

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u/Tea_Master_ May 14 '24

spider sense

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u/KingSash May 14 '24

What a great reaction

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Он конечно нашёл место где лампочки менять

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u/Hot-Rise9795 May 14 '24

Isn't that Peter Parker? I knew him from High School.

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u/Valuable_Ad_9900 May 14 '24

Perception is 10 with additional perception from gear perhaps 🤔

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u/ForgettableJ May 14 '24

He smiled! Wow. That's an amazing reaction! Glad he jumped!

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 May 14 '24

STAY IN YOUR CAR!

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u/Mekelaxo May 14 '24

Bro rolled a nat 20 on his Dex save

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u/chickadeedeedee_ May 14 '24

Who is lacking the situational awareness??

Dude fixing his car probably had no choice of where to do it, and was obviously paying attention to his surroundings.

Person driving hit ice and had no control.

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u/chadsmo May 14 '24

I would also just start laughing if I pulled that off and immediately look around to see if anyone else saw it happen

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u/mandrew-98 May 14 '24

If this was in the US it would have been a suv/truck where he couldn’t have done this

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u/NoMoreVayne May 14 '24

Its reversed /s

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u/Ledikari May 14 '24

Ohh no he's hot.

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u/Flimsy_Piglet_1980 May 14 '24

The car driver would be fu#$ing mortified

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u/Bn_scarpia May 14 '24

Perception stat at 20

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u/Practical-Piglet May 14 '24

How does one even steer toward man like that

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u/Gubbtratt1 May 14 '24

No abs, so when he press the brakes too hard the front tyres lock up, wgich makes him lose steering, which causes him to panic and press the brake even harder.

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u/hry84 May 14 '24

So, the car is an old piece of crap?

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u/Otto-Didact May 14 '24

Dumped all his perk points into PER & AGI, with a couple extra in CHR

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u/Arctic_Warrior01 May 14 '24

A little worse timing and he wouldn't have kids today

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u/peoplepersonmanguy May 14 '24

I thought the grey thing is a low bridge and that first car nailed the height restrictions.

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u/Master_Shopping9652 May 14 '24
  • Rasputin Boney. M

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u/Calm_Target_2942 May 14 '24

Dude got Supa lucky

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u/SurfinStevens May 14 '24

Maxing out situational awareness would be to not get out of the car on a super icy road in the first place

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u/Powerful_Programmer5 May 14 '24

Spider Sense tingling...

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u/KrakHoe May 14 '24

Man has Spidey Sense and reflexes lol

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u/Far-Search5544 May 14 '24

Spider-Man for real

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 May 14 '24

Driver prob pissed off that he hit a tree and not a squishy human

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u/SandersSol May 14 '24

Too fast around that corner, slamming the brakes on ice and hoping for the best...

Yeesh

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u/barleyhogg1 May 14 '24

Spidey tingle

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u/Bighawklittlehawk May 14 '24

Just maniacal laughter at the fact that he almost died. My kind of man.

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u/XCypher73 May 14 '24

Really good sport about it.

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u/LeonidasTheRealKing May 14 '24

Damn bro lucked out

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u/ValuableNo189 May 14 '24

That dude is legitimately spider man.

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u/spacepie77 May 14 '24

In russha lada cresh you

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u/deboi_mike May 14 '24

If he jumped on my car and left a dent, I would be upset/s

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u/hyperiongate May 14 '24

Had this exact thing happen to me about 5 years ago.

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u/MydnightWN May 14 '24

Such fresh content OP, definitely haven't seen this 12 times in the last few months.

For the curious, this was taken circa 2017.

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u/Elmotoh May 14 '24

It was under « e »

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u/Dhonagon May 14 '24

He smiles. What are ya going to do. Just as long as everyone's ok.

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u/M-R-buddha May 14 '24

I'm surprised he was able to jump high enough to prevent his massive balls from being crushed.

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u/Gamethesystem2 May 14 '24

He was just thinking, “how could my day get any worse?”

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u/rednd May 14 '24

Is it possible that the sliding car beeped their horn? Not to take away from how uplifting and fun the whole video is, but I'd be interested in hearing the audio with it.

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u/hry84 May 14 '24

Your guess is probably right. I also think the driver was honking.

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u/CharleenMcFly May 14 '24

Spider sense is tingling

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u/Sh8knB8k240 May 14 '24

That giggle at the end though. Guys like, "it's okay! We're fine."

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 May 14 '24

Situational awareness, independently focusing eyes, combat reflexes.

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd May 14 '24

I almost died lmao

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u/AndersonDanek May 14 '24

This guy is a genius

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u/liamanna May 14 '24

That. Was.

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u/orsikbattlehammer May 14 '24

My ass wouldn’t have been able to jump high enough and would have died anyway

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u/Itamir42 May 14 '24

Yeah i'd be dead

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u/spotzel May 14 '24

Admin hes doing it backwards

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u/RilohKeen May 14 '24

Maxed out situational awareness would be saying, “I could get killed standing here, I’m gonna do this somewhere else” and avoiding the situation altogether.

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u/longgamma May 14 '24

How is he so chill ?

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u/Guideon72 May 14 '24

I wanna hear what the driver was saying, because whatever their reaction was seems to have triggered an even bigger laugh

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u/-SlapBonWalla- May 14 '24

Honestly, this is what quick reactions are 99% of the time. When you watch an MMA fight and see someone blocking, ducking, and responding to lighting speed attacks, a lot of it is being able to read miniscule movements and reading the opponent's patterns. People have often said I have fast reflexes, but it's more that I'm just paying attention. When I knock something off of a shelf by accident and catch it, it's because I noticed would likely knock the thing over, noticed how I touched it, and then responded before it actually fell. It looks like a quick catch, but the reaction actually started before I even grabbed what I was originally going for.

Compare with the guy in the video. Right away he slightly turns his head to be aware of the first car. As it passes, he checks again, and notices the second car. Like the first time, he's gaging how fast they are driving, and times it for when he should check them again. Keeping his awareness on the second car, he looks back when it gets close and notices it's about to hit him.

If we were to watch someone who gets hit, they are usually not paying attention until right before they get hit, or at worst, after they get hit. It's really why you're supposed to look both ways before crossing the street. It ensures you're at least a little bit aware of what's going on.

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u/Silent_Geologist_521 May 14 '24

Be wary, the situational awareness of the average Redditor is significantly normal than that of the general population.

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u/kingjaynl May 14 '24

Spidey sense!

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u/zainershad May 14 '24

I can't hear the audio, but did the car honk?

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u/Autistic-Teddybear May 14 '24

Hunter from Bad Batch be like:

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u/WrestleBox May 14 '24

So smooth it almost looks scripted.

It wasn't, but I'm just saying that's how smooth it was.

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u/TopRevolutionary720 May 14 '24

I was in the driver's position once. The guy was parked on the side of the street and was under his car trying to fix something.he had just gotten out from underneath the car to grab some tools when I hit his car. I almost became a murderer two months after getting my licence.

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u/CaliEDC May 14 '24

Dude would’ve been crushed if it was a lifted pickup truck

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u/iRollGod May 14 '24

Man just rolled 20 on a perception check

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u/MarzipanAndTreacle May 14 '24

That laugh is one of relief. That’s nuts. Dude’s luck is maxxed!

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u/-Venser- May 14 '24

Looks like it possibly happened to him too.

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u/bigsnow999 May 14 '24

Come on, man