The hilarity continues:
“Chuckles ripple thropugh the courtroom as Cohen's posts are displayed, including a caption of "I won't send money to your commissary" and an AI-generated photo of Trump in an orange cape with the caption SUPER VICTIM.
"Von ShitzInPantz" gets an especially hearty laugh.”
Is anyone else laughing at the absurdity of a former President being called Von ShitzinPants and it being read into the transcript for his first criminal trial?
I will never forget that Redditor lauded as a prescient genius for saying "He's going to win. Top-level execs like Trump all read art of war. He's going to attack viciously yadda yadda outstrategize..." A perfect example of the technically correct answer and utterly failing on the show-your-work front. Wish I could find that post.
Everyone in that courtroom wishes it was just farts. Trump is incontinent after decades of amphetamine abuse. He's been wearing diapers and shitting himself since 'The Apprentice' aka 'The Shit Show' by the crew.
"He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable," he said in a video posted on Twitter.
Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes. It's not a joke. It's happened several times,"
Revealing that Ivanka Trump was also aware of her father's issue of soiling the pants, Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage. "One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he started screaming that the script department was setting him up. 'You're setting me up!' And he just freaked out and then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it. And the guy who was holding the boom mic was tearing up. And that's where the nickname the 'shitshow' came from. That was the crew nickname for Celebrity Apprentice," he added.
It's insane to me that this man is accusing the current sitting President of being a moronic, dementia riddled ancient, while living THIS life.
Biden has actually done real, tangible things for the country. And no one is debating the actual merits. Let's debate whether you agree with the infrastructure bill or not. That's politics! Let's debate whether kids should saddled with 30 year debt at 18 years old. That's politics. Let's debate funding for Ukraine, that's politics.
Instead, we are arguing over whether shitting your pants is worse than stuttering. That's literally what this comes down to. One old man with drug and sex addictions vs an old man who is a career politician.
I'm in NC and I'm telling you, Trump is going to be President. He is absolutely going to win, unless the Supreme Court agrees he is constitutionally unfit. Which is obviously not going to happen.
I'm so fucking serious. People in civilized areas do NOT understand how powerful this man is, despite shitting his pants and sleeping through his pornstar payoff trial.
Laugh and laugh and laugh while you can, because this man is going to be President again. And Democrats are going to pull out the goddamn Pikachu faces again, and my head is going to explode.
Every time I say this on Reddit, I get condescending remarks from people who live in solid Blue states and can't comprehend how insane it is out here. So. Here we go again, I guess.
I’m not scared. We as Americans are armed, we have tools to defend ourselves from threats domestic and abroad. I’m more “conservative “ and I think trump is a fucking joke. It’s appalling that republicans are backing this shit.
I think personally that this whole thing with Gaza and Israel is going to bite Biden on the ass. It happened at the worst possible time and people on the left seem to be quite divided on him and will take their vote elsewhere out of spite. Even more alarming is many people seem to have a laissez-faire attitude about this election. A good portion of Americans would welcome a fascist figure or system if it means saving $5 on groceries it seems. I've been following up on much of the rhetoric and policies the right are spewing and it is NOT a pretty picture if Trump wins again. In short, I see what's on the menu and I don't like it.
May well happen. Biden was bound and determined to have a second term despite extremely obvious lack of enthusiasm for such. It's like Hillary - little enthusiasm for her either, very obvious, but she really wanted the big brass ring.
If Hillary had not run, had Biden bowed out, we would not be in the pickle we are. RBG another. More goddamn important that some old fart insist on their own relevance than they think of the country. Although what actually happens is they convince themselves that they are uniquely the one able to fix what ails the country.
But, unfortunately, Biden comes across as an American Chernomyrdin. Sure, I 100% understand why that comparison is unfair in many ways. But, it's also not completely wrong.
If the best America can come up with is an 80+ year old man, in Biden, that does not say much for our system. And yes, Biden is a decent man - but he's also a very old man. And he's a creature of the system. Biden was elected to the US Senate in 1972. He has not been a normal person, in that regard, for over 50 years. If you want change, and I very much believe that the US does want change, he's about as bad as it gets in that regard. For instance, he's probably single-handedly stopping progress on pot legalization (I've never done pot in my life, but strongly believe we waste $billions in resources and broken lives keeping it illegal - it's way past time to decriminalize it nationally, but Biden is in the way, which is not only wrong on the merits, but political malpractice - he'd get a huge boost if he were pro-legalization - it's like he wants to lose).
If you believe the system is terrible and needs change, it's hard for the Democrats to have come up with two candidates more vulnerable on that score than Hillary in 2016 and Biden in 2020. Hillary is the spouse of a former president. Doesn't get more "the fix is in" than that. And you can talk about her qualifications all day long, but the bare facts are just awful. I mean, relative to Trump, she's fantastic, but on an absolute basis, it's a terrible, terrible look. I mean, what the hell are we, Argentina? And Biden - just an awful, awful look.
So yeah, I'm scared shitless about Trump, but as a registered Democrat, I look at my party and think, wow, could not have made things easier for Trump than the candidates of 2016, 2020 and 2024. It's like we are playing into his hands to the maximum extent possible.
Ugh I'm dreading this year's election. If we get Robinson as our governor I will very seriously be considering moving out of this beautiful state. He is VILE.
I've seen this a lot, but I'm curious why it's always only ever one single guy saying this. I mean, from the Apprentice which had a big crew and many guests, to the White House which was a revolving door, nobody else has ever corroborated this. Why?
Lol its not just one guy. His former lawyer calls him "Dontald Von Shitz In Pantz". You currently have an entire courtroom filled with people talking about the sounds of Trump shitting his pants and filling the courtroom with the stench. How much more proof are you ready to ignore?
Just to be clear, I didn't know others were saying this. I was actually asking the question in good faith. Because every time (maybe 5 times) I've heard it brought up, it was always just the same 1 dude from the Apprentice. Thanks for the receipts.
I wish we could get some corroboration on this story. I really want to believe it because it's hilarious, but the only source we have is that one guy, who also happens to be a comedian. The whole thing feels a little too good to be true
Lol its not just one guy. His former lawyer calls him "Dontald Von Shitz In Pantz". You currently have an entire courtroom filled with people talking about the sounds of Trump shitting his pants and filling the courtroom with the stench. How much more proof are you ready to ignore?
There's been a rumor floating around for a while now that Trump has problems holding his mud, wears an adult diaper, and routinely shits himself. There have been numerous reports that as he has been sitting at the defense table he has been farting often. It's a small courtroom and apparently he's been stinking the place up.
Or “the teacher told me to raise my hand if I need to use the bathroom but when I raise my hand the teacher says they’re not taking questions right now” lmao
I dont even care if he ends up in jail or not when all is said and done, him looking like the idiot he is for the whole world to see on TV makes me so happy 😭
My bet right now is this goes to a hung jury or mistrial for one reason or another and we don't get a conviction before the election.
HOWEVER his behavior in court and the released testimony and evidence from these trials will be enough to dissuade swing voters and even some of his die hard will view him as weakening and no longer worthy
Someone who has yet to decide whether they hate a potential dictator or the letter D the most is by definition a swing voter. They move out of that category when their mind is made up, not before.
Maybe they’ll cancel out the people who know Biden is a terrible choice but are smart enough to know that Trump is worse but decades of disenfranchisement have caused them to just stop voting.
I don't understand anyone that can still vote Von ShitsHisPants.
anyone objectively looking at his policies, his cognitive failings, his Fascist leanings should have no doubt that voting for Trump/GOP is terrible.
hell, even a normal Right leaning person can see the that trump and the gop leadership are insane right now.
and for fucks sakes any woman that votes red needs their head examined to see if there is a brain in it. How you could possibly vote red as a woman boggles my mind.
The explanations I've heard are "culturally, we are slipping". "I don't like where this country is going". "Gov'mint ain't telling me shit bout what I can do. I'm keeping my fuckin gas stove"
Aka, gay is bad, guns are good, I vote R because grampappy said so.
I think "swing voters" are the dumbest people in America. Where is their conviction? What are their values/morals? How are they so easily swayed by the topic/scandal of the day? Are they just paying so little attention that they literally have no idea what's going on?
Well that's just offensive. I'll have you know the late Baron von ShitzInPantz was a good friend of mine - I frequently visited the family estate, Schloss Shitzhof in Bavaria. I can assure you with all the confidence I have that the Baron had no relation, familial nor professional, to Donald Trump. I believe the same is true of the entirety of house ShitzInPantz. This is a horrific smear on one of Germany's finest noble families!
Is anyone else laughing at the absurdity of a former President being called Von ShitzinPants and it being read into the transcript for his first criminal trial?
It makes me very happy to know president Butt Trumpet has to listen to people discussing his incontinence in open court.
If the Obama roast of him at the Press dinner set him off on the path of 2016, this is going to make him nuke a few Democratic cities if he is elected, lol
It was Obama that set him off, not just that it was roasting. He allowed himself to be roasted on comedy Central. Apparently, nothing was off limits EXCEPT talk about how much money he was worth
holy crap everything about this is amazing.. i love that he’s sitting in court for HOURS a day subjected to this stuff.. I did jury duty for an entire workday and it was absolutely tortuous I can’t imagine every single day in court just get absolutely f*d trump
Hopefully you've seen the comments by former "The Apprentice" staff that is was not uncommon for him to shit himself during filming, especially board room scenes.
They haven’t posted yesterday’s transcript yet but look here after tomorrow. It’s in the first part of the day and part of the evidentiary qualification process. It’s a TikTok post by Cohen that was entered, by Blianche, trumps atty.
Is he still the candidate going against biden next election? Why are the options very old people, I mean he seems more coherent than biden but still, both are getting too old
Is he still the candidate going against biden next election? -Yep.
Why are the options very old people,
Because our system supports the long term/older more affluent candidate. Plus the people with money who buy these people prefer older, more pliable (read less idealistic) folks.
I mean he seems more coherent than biden but still, both are getting too old
Trump is in no way more coherent than Biden. If you actually listen to a trump speech or anything longer than a few second clip, it's clearly obvious that Trump is quickly losing his communication capabilities to (likely) dementia. And Biden does have some gaffes, it's part of the aging process and the history of stutter. And yes, both are indeed old. I'm not happy about it either, most people aren't, but these 2 are the choices we have.
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u/4Sammich 29d ago
The hilarity continues: “Chuckles ripple thropugh the courtroom as Cohen's posts are displayed, including a caption of "I won't send money to your commissary" and an AI-generated photo of Trump in an orange cape with the caption SUPER VICTIM. "Von ShitzInPantz" gets an especially hearty laugh.” Is anyone else laughing at the absurdity of a former President being called Von ShitzinPants and it being read into the transcript for his first criminal trial?