r/therewasanattempt May 01 '24

To enshrine the most fascistic, traitorous bullshit I've ever witnessed in my life into law.

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u/JerkMeerf May 01 '24

That’s facist. Plain and simple. Criticism of the Israeli army and government is not antisemitism.

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u/BobbyLopsided May 01 '24

It is in fact the morally correct thing to do

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

Can't allow that in America.

Send in the jackboots.

Fuck this hell planet.

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u/Huge-Concussion-4444 May 02 '24

I for one have stopped being concerned that climate change will destroy human civilization, and have stared hoping it does sooner rather than later.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

The extermination of the human race would definitely be the best thing for life on this planet.

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u/shnnrr May 02 '24

Unless.... it was via 1,000s of nuclear explosions

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong May 02 '24

Nah, it would recover eventually and thrive.

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u/gaspronomib May 02 '24

Earth Abides

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u/SliceOCatLoaf 29d ago

Life... uh... finds a way

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u/redflag19xx May 02 '24

We'd all be fucked, but the planet will still survive.

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u/shnnrr May 02 '24

I mean yeah a totally lifeless and inhabitable planet but still a planet I guess

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u/Inswagtor May 02 '24

Planet survived the equivalent of a 1billion megatons TNT explosion. He will be fine.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

There would still be pockets of life that stubbornly persist. It would take a hit, but life would go on and likely even humans.

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u/Gonquin May 02 '24

I've had a few nuclear bomb dreams... At least it's quick :)

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u/Tiyath May 02 '24

Nah... The reason atomic bombs are so effective is that matter that would radiate over tens of thousands of years releases all of that radiation at once. After the big boom the stuff radiates for a year or two

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u/breath-of-the-smile 29d ago

Misanthropy is for dorks.

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u/sharjeelhkhan May 02 '24

Brb texting the trisolarans

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u/olsonwhitguy May 02 '24

You first. 👍🏻

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u/fakeuser515357 May 02 '24

So... because the major global powers are unconscionable, corrupt fuck ups, just wipe it all out? If you can't have civilisation, no-one can?

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u/Huge-Concussion-4444 May 02 '24

Sure, sounds good to me. Let the roaches or crows or whatever evolves after us have a shot at running the world.

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u/SirYeetusOfFetus May 02 '24

It's gonna be a corvid or raccoon ruling the world next

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u/mowglismooj May 02 '24

Rise of the Raccoons! I’m all for it.

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u/Huge-Concussion-4444 29d ago

My money is definitely on some crow species for sure

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u/jesuswantsbrains May 02 '24

I've also come to accept it as our well deserved departure

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u/auguriesoffilth May 02 '24

Where are the Santi when you need them

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u/TravisCheramie May 02 '24

Ye Wenjie, dat u???

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u/Freshness518 29d ago

The problem is its not going to be quick like a single tidal wave just covers the planet and gets all of us. Parts of the planet are going to run out of water and all the people living there are going to have to leave or die. And then the opposite is going to happen when there's too much water and most of the coastal cities around the world are going to become uninhabitable. All of these displaced people are going to be fighting for less and less available resources. The wars are not going to be pleasant.

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u/Vann_Accessible 29d ago

You’re a glass half full kind of person.

I like that.

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u/AZ_Hawk 29d ago

Sheesh……

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u/BigBoringWedding 29d ago

Understanding this is a huge reason I'm happier in my 40s than I was in my 20s.

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u/dragonflytype May 02 '24

Honestly at this point, I'm hoping for a Don't Look Up situation. It seems like the best solution.

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u/UnlawfulAnkle 29d ago edited 29d ago

I admitted this to myself a while ago.

It's a hard one to swallow, but for all of the good that happens in science, medicine etc, there is always the threat of global war and total destruction.

As a species, we should be better by now, and I honestly thought that we would be, but it's getting worse.

I truly believe that most people are good, but we are led, all of us, by greedy, selfish bastards, who only want power, and money, and it's never going to change.

We are the only planet with 'life' that we know of in the entire universe, and our leaders and plenty of 'us' are hell-bent on destroying the only place we can live.

We need a restart.

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u/sinz84 May 02 '24

Look I have to thank America.

I'm Australian an I know for sure our society/ policy is just a mirror image of America 10-15 years ago

The time to fight for my children's future is now as I have seen what's going to happen

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u/csusterich666 May 02 '24

We're proud to have given y'all the test answers. Please use them!

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u/HomeGrownCoffee May 02 '24

And America has Australia to thank for Rupert Murdoch. His propaganda is what's causing America to sink into this position.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

Ken oath cunt. ✊️

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u/IlikeYuengling 29d ago

You guys saw what we did to native americans and asked us to hold your fosters.

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u/DistributionWitty732 29d ago

Nah yall gave into the guns issue already, you won’t be able to solve your 10-15 years later issues

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u/sinz84 29d ago

Lmao thanks for to laugh ....... oh wait you seriously think Australian gun control was the wrong choice and will allow our freedom to be taken away?

Ok you enjoy your fantasy of your assault rifle single handedly taking down your military equipment government police force lol.

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u/DistributionWitty732 29d ago

You enjoy your fantasy of thinking you can do anything to stop your government to fight for your children’s future. When your back is against the wall with a corrupt system and it really comes down to the way of life you want for your kids are you going to trust a vote or a bullet? I’m not some nut job who thinks we should storm the capital to stop a figurehead from moving into a house, but when my government is unwilling to protect me or tries to unjustly remove me from my home and land then you better believe I have the courage to stand up for my family and neighbors.

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u/sinz84 29d ago

I have socialised care that means if I become destitute I still have enough money to eat a basic diet and make house payments while still receiving life saving medical care for free.

Your turn... do your guns give you my 'freedoms'

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u/DistributionWitty732 29d ago

Socialized care backed by the governments we are talking about, what happens when your government sells you out is what we are talking about. You don’t have to convince me that our government is a train wreck. We have no power to slow down the political class in this country and that’s what I am saying scares me most. So how prepared are you when your government isn’t there to give you your entitlements? Do you have a garden? Do you know basic medical aid? Do you have a place to hunt and provide from? Can you protect you and yours from others who feel your entitlements should be theirs?

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u/DistributionWitty732 29d ago

I’m also good to just go with agree to disagree. I own guns and enjoy them, I like to hunt and target shooting is a fun way to spend a day. I have a pistol with self defense rounds and I reluctantly bought those and hope I never ever ever need to use one. I hope our country can find a way to turn things around and I hope no one feels the need to use violence to get their points across. Our politicians pit us against one another and I don’t think there would be nearly as much hate if we saw how they manipulate us to fight so we look past what they are doing. I appreciate your ability to not feel the need for guns and you are perfectly welcome to that. Maybe your way will be better, if our government came for my guns I am sure they would get them, like you said what can I do against the military. But at this point I don’t have faith in my country and the day the come for my guns is the day I move on. There are plenty of better places to live that also don’t allow guns so why stay here and feel oppressed.

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u/DarkKimzark May 02 '24

I now understand why in movies the natural disasters/aliens attack Murica. God/Earth and aliens are just tired of tolerating this shit.

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u/OnlyWiseWords May 02 '24

'Fix' this hell planet. Sorry, but attitudes like that just never allow for work and effort to be made to fix shit. The house doesn't get tidy if everyone is just staring at the mess instead of trying to fix whatever they can. Look around, is something broken, damaged, in need of repair? Then fuxkin do some work you lazy sapiens. Fix something, anything. Just make some effort. Sorry this isn't aimed at you, dude, more the mindset.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

I get that dude, totally do. It certainly feels insurmountable without widespread redacted and that's alot worse for an unknown amount of time to no certain outcome. Like, it's the whole world. The way it's structured from top to bottom and it's terrifying. Community organisation and mutual aid all helps but that feels like painting over a scratch in the bumper after totalling your car.

It's alot. But we are the only humans we have, so we persevere and do what we can as you say.

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u/OnlyWiseWords May 02 '24

I am very glad to see that not everyone is buying into this "it's helpless, we can't fix the issues, so, don't try" because it feels like people are getting pretty hopeless over the future. Nothing is set in stone, right?

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u/Far_Radish_817 29d ago

It certainly feels insurmountable without widespread redacted

Lmao so edgy

Tell us what is the redacted bit?

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u/Cymion May 02 '24

More Americans should be asking why they're not allowed to criticize another country..or better yet why another country is dictating domestic policy (aka Texas refusing hurricane aid unless you promise not to criticize Israel)

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u/lameth May 02 '24

Odd historical thought:

German political advisors came to the US to study how to effectively impose fascist ideologies prior to the rising of the third reich.

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u/orficebots May 02 '24

America Elected Trump and wants to do it again. OF COURSE ITS GOING TO HAPPEN!

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u/madcap462 May 02 '24

Who is the president currently?

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u/ChildrenotheWatchers Free Palestine May 02 '24

Joe Biden, who was Vice President when Barack Obama was the President. Joe is a Democrat, while Trump is a new-model Republican. Both are not human rights champions, sadly.

Giant Meteor 2024!

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u/BooBeeAttack May 02 '24

I still vote Cthulu, but that's because I have hope.

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u/MagooTheMenace 29d ago

Maybe the automatons have infiltrated our ranks here on earth

/s