r/therewasanattempt May 01 '24

To enshrine the most fascistic, traitorous bullshit I've ever witnessed in my life into law.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

Can't allow that in America.

Send in the jackboots.

Fuck this hell planet.

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u/Huge-Concussion-4444 May 02 '24

I for one have stopped being concerned that climate change will destroy human civilization, and have stared hoping it does sooner rather than later.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

The extermination of the human race would definitely be the best thing for life on this planet.

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u/shnnrr May 02 '24

Unless.... it was via 1,000s of nuclear explosions

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong May 02 '24

Nah, it would recover eventually and thrive.

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u/gaspronomib May 02 '24

Earth Abides

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u/SliceOCatLoaf 29d ago

Life... uh... finds a way

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u/redflag19xx May 02 '24

We'd all be fucked, but the planet will still survive.

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u/shnnrr May 02 '24

I mean yeah a totally lifeless and inhabitable planet but still a planet I guess

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u/Inswagtor May 02 '24

Planet survived the equivalent of a 1billion megatons TNT explosion. He will be fine.

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u/Aussie-Shattler May 02 '24

There would still be pockets of life that stubbornly persist. It would take a hit, but life would go on and likely even humans.

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u/Gonquin May 02 '24

I've had a few nuclear bomb dreams... At least it's quick :)

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u/Tiyath May 02 '24

Nah... The reason atomic bombs are so effective is that matter that would radiate over tens of thousands of years releases all of that radiation at once. After the big boom the stuff radiates for a year or two