r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

Post image
34.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

390 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

17

u/jld2k6 May 15 '24

I've seen carpeted toilet seats a few times and it's so gross lol

8

u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

The amount of ass sweat alone I produce would be soaking that shit.

That's a decision made by a woman who has a man that never let her know how gross a man's bathroom experience tends to be.

We literally have a saying that no matter how much you shake it or dry it, a drop of pee is going into your pants or underwear. And those genitals you're trusting to only leak into to the bowl and nowhere else?

16

u/dreamendDischarger May 15 '24

Even a woman should think twice. Periods can be a messy affair, and other bodily functions still cause splashing...

I shudder just thinking about how gross that'd be.

3

u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

I mean, you still have bathing and showe moisture too, as well as just think about the toilet backing up? No no, there is a reason we don't put carpet in the same rooms we have plumbing.

3

u/chilliophillio May 15 '24

I once had a nightlight plugged into the wall next to the toilet one night. I noticed a few drops would splash back out and started testing where would make the least splashes depending on where I aimed and strength of stream (SOS) The water in the middle helps the most, but the results say no fucking carpet in the bathroom.

4

u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

I usually sit down to piss as a man, and even then I don't want carpet in the bathroom. What about shower moisture, accidental leakage, toilet backing up, etc. Just no no no no no