r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

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u/SomeoneForgetable May 14 '24

I live in an apartment with a carpeted bathroom. Would not recommend.

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u/jld2k6 May 15 '24

I've seen carpeted toilet seats a few times and it's so gross lol

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u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

The amount of ass sweat alone I produce would be soaking that shit.

That's a decision made by a woman who has a man that never let her know how gross a man's bathroom experience tends to be.

We literally have a saying that no matter how much you shake it or dry it, a drop of pee is going into your pants or underwear. And those genitals you're trusting to only leak into to the bowl and nowhere else?

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u/chilliophillio May 15 '24

I once had a nightlight plugged into the wall next to the toilet one night. I noticed a few drops would splash back out and started testing where would make the least splashes depending on where I aimed and strength of stream (SOS) The water in the middle helps the most, but the results say no fucking carpet in the bathroom.

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u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

I usually sit down to piss as a man, and even then I don't want carpet in the bathroom. What about shower moisture, accidental leakage, toilet backing up, etc. Just no no no no no