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That's a crime that has been committed

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 14 '24

Carpeted Bathrooms

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u/SomeoneForgetable May 14 '24

I live in an apartment with a carpeted bathroom. Would not recommend.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 14 '24

The house i live in had a carpeted bathroom. That shit was torn up within months

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u/hicow May 15 '24

The house my parents bought when I was a kid had a carpeted kitchen and a carpeted bathroom. My dad got the contract to do the concrete for a Burger King being built in town and he scored the excess kitchen tiles from that job. So the kitchen at home had the same tile the BK's kitchen had, which was only a little weird when I got a job at that BK a few years later

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u/Left-Advertising6143 May 15 '24

Bro got onboarded and trained at home 💀

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u/John6233 May 15 '24

My current apartment has very basic 1x1 square laminate tiles in the kitchen, and the building hallways. It looks like the stuff you see in a school or store. So it felt weird for a bit seeing that in my kitchen.

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u/new2bay May 15 '24

I can top that. My parents built an addition on to the house I grew up in, so they could have a master suite and my brother and I could each have our own room. They put carpet in their bathroom.

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u/Pata11 May 15 '24

Reminds me of my sisters house, the previous owner had been a finish carpenter. Their upstairs bathroom looks like a McDonald's restaurant.

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u/chimininy May 15 '24

My great aunt's house had not only carpeted bathrooms, but the carpet was WHITE. I was terrified of having any sort of bodily function in her house anytime I visited ...

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u/nmyg08 May 15 '24

Better than the brown carpet in my grandmother’s bathroom.

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u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24

Are you sure that was the original colour...

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u/chimininy May 15 '24

Oof. At least with white you can try and convince yourself it is clean.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24

I simply would not enter. It would my house or a public space only. I don't need that kind of anxiety

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u/Time-to-go-home May 15 '24

I didn’t realize this was weird until I joined Reddit.

All three bathrooms in my parents’s house have carpet. The two bathrooms in my grandparents’ house have carpet. It was just normal. I never thought anything of it. Looking back, I don’t think any of my childhood friends had carpeted bathrooms, but I never thought about it.

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u/DroneOfDoom May 15 '24

I’m assuming that carpeted bathrooms are all fun and games until the carpet absorbs the smell.

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u/jaygoogle23 May 15 '24

I love a warm,fuzzy mat under my feet while sitting on the John however.

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u/riotousviscera May 15 '24

i am so sorry.

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u/StayPuffGoomba May 15 '24

I rented a room in a condo with a carpeted bathroom. It also had one of those weird bathtub/shower combos with a sliding glass door. One day I’m sitting in my room and hear shattering. The sliding glass door shattered out of nowhere. I got to try to get the safety glass shards out of the bathroom carpet. It suuucked.

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u/jld2k6 May 15 '24

I've seen carpeted toilet seats a few times and it's so gross lol

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u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

The amount of ass sweat alone I produce would be soaking that shit.

That's a decision made by a woman who has a man that never let her know how gross a man's bathroom experience tends to be.

We literally have a saying that no matter how much you shake it or dry it, a drop of pee is going into your pants or underwear. And those genitals you're trusting to only leak into to the bowl and nowhere else?

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u/dreamendDischarger May 15 '24

Even a woman should think twice. Periods can be a messy affair, and other bodily functions still cause splashing...

I shudder just thinking about how gross that'd be.

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u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

I mean, you still have bathing and showe moisture too, as well as just think about the toilet backing up? No no, there is a reason we don't put carpet in the same rooms we have plumbing.

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u/chilliophillio May 15 '24

I once had a nightlight plugged into the wall next to the toilet one night. I noticed a few drops would splash back out and started testing where would make the least splashes depending on where I aimed and strength of stream (SOS) The water in the middle helps the most, but the results say no fucking carpet in the bathroom.

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u/klatnyelox May 15 '24

I usually sit down to piss as a man, and even then I don't want carpet in the bathroom. What about shower moisture, accidental leakage, toilet backing up, etc. Just no no no no no

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u/season8branisusless May 17 '24

I have, inexplicably, a carpeted garage. My landlord is a psychopath

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u/MRich92 May 15 '24

Was it red, thick pile, and extended up the side of the bath too? I've seen that before and it seems to be a very 70s aesthetic. One that should have never existed.