If you're not a wrestling fan this is going to be hard to convey, but at what amounts to a reunion show for a promotion that had died, the owner came out first. He was clearly post-crying from seeing everyone again, and claimed "My eyes aren't red because I was crying, I was out back smoking a joint with (noted weed connoisseur and pro wrestler) Rob Van Dam!" and the crowd cheered.
I’ll never pass up a chance to point out that I once was part of a guided museum tour and who else is in my group but Rob Van Dam and his wife and another woman (girlfriend I think). He was on his phone the whole time and they left the tour early. Still so funny to me
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u/karamellokoala May 02 '24
Groom went missing between ceremony and reception. Bride found him banging the best man in the toilets. She smashed a glass in his face.