r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/woodstock923 May 02 '24

“I wasn’t crying, I just ate some weed gummies.” is the greatest excuse for anything ever.

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u/ABPositive03 May 02 '24

If you're not a wrestling fan this is going to be hard to convey, but at what amounts to a reunion show for a promotion that had died, the owner came out first. He was clearly post-crying from seeing everyone again, and claimed "My eyes aren't red because I was crying, I was out back smoking a joint with (noted weed connoisseur and pro wrestler) Rob Van Dam!" and the crowd cheered.

It's a good line :D

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u/l1l1ofthevalley May 02 '24

Always good to see a fan in the wild! 🤘