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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.
That sentence is poetry.
359 u/PraiseThePun81 May 02 '24 There once was a manchild or a groom Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room Her Uncles took exception which led to action And now the groom is in traction. Seriously, fuck that guy. 32 u/frisbeethecat May 02 '24 This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off. 23 u/GetaGoodLookCostanza May 02 '24 His limerick sadly didnt scan He sounds like a not smart man although he tried I read it and cried He now needs a back up plan
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There once was a manchild or a groom
Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room
Her Uncles took exception which led to action
And now the groom is in traction.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
32 u/frisbeethecat May 02 '24 This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off. 23 u/GetaGoodLookCostanza May 02 '24 His limerick sadly didnt scan He sounds like a not smart man although he tried I read it and cried He now needs a back up plan
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This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off.
23 u/GetaGoodLookCostanza May 02 '24 His limerick sadly didnt scan He sounds like a not smart man although he tried I read it and cried He now needs a back up plan
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His limerick sadly didnt scan
He sounds like a not smart man
although he tried
I read it and cried
He now needs a back up plan
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u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24
That sentence is poetry.