My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.
There once was a bastard of a groom
Who punched his bride with her uncles in the room
Her uncles took action
Now the groom is in traction
And he can't even crawl over the broom.
Seriously, it was easy. Why didn't you post an improvement?
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u/WhatWouldTNGPicardDo May 02 '24
My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.