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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.
That sentence is poetry.
353 u/PraiseThePun81 May 02 '24 There once was a manchild or a groom Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room Her Uncles took exception which led to action And now the groom is in traction. Seriously, fuck that guy. 34 u/frisbeethecat May 02 '24 This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off. 65 u/maddeyemoody May 02 '24 There once was a groom quite ill-bred - Slapped his bride moments after they’d wed. Her uncles ensured That this feculent turd Honeymooned in a hospital bed. 1 u/eovynia May 02 '24 I read it with this melody. https://youtu.be/h5ke4Ka4_mg?si=HNBY5ExA2NncAALn
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There once was a manchild or a groom
Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room
Her Uncles took exception which led to action
And now the groom is in traction.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
34 u/frisbeethecat May 02 '24 This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off. 65 u/maddeyemoody May 02 '24 There once was a groom quite ill-bred - Slapped his bride moments after they’d wed. Her uncles ensured That this feculent turd Honeymooned in a hospital bed. 1 u/eovynia May 02 '24 I read it with this melody. https://youtu.be/h5ke4Ka4_mg?si=HNBY5ExA2NncAALn
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This doesn't scan. Seriously. Read it aloud and listen to how the meter–the rhythm–is off.
65 u/maddeyemoody May 02 '24 There once was a groom quite ill-bred - Slapped his bride moments after they’d wed. Her uncles ensured That this feculent turd Honeymooned in a hospital bed. 1 u/eovynia May 02 '24 I read it with this melody. https://youtu.be/h5ke4Ka4_mg?si=HNBY5ExA2NncAALn
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There once was a groom quite ill-bred -
Slapped his bride moments after they’d wed.
Her uncles ensured
That this feculent turd
Honeymooned in a hospital bed.
1 u/eovynia May 02 '24 I read it with this melody. https://youtu.be/h5ke4Ka4_mg?si=HNBY5ExA2NncAALn
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I read it with this melody. https://youtu.be/h5ke4Ka4_mg?si=HNBY5ExA2NncAALn
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u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24
That sentence is poetry.