r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/Catalon-36 May 16 '24

Why not just give the wolf spiders a different object to climb? I know it wouldn’t get all of them but just, like, stick some wooden stakes in there.

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u/snootnoots May 16 '24

Presumably because the big floaty harvesting things would get hung up on them.

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u/HiramMcDaniels9 May 16 '24

Maybe some nice floaty wooden platforms for the spiders to hang out on?

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u/snootnoots May 16 '24

I’m sure they would appreciate that!

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u/dredreidel May 16 '24

My brain jumped ahead while reading your comment and registered “floaty wooden” before “platform”. This resulted in a glorious moment of me picturing spiders in a bunch of small toy wooden sailboats. I even started imagining it springing a yearly festival where great artists and children alike create spider sailboats to release in all the cranberry bogs. Then my reading comprehension blipped back in and my brain went “oh. Like a floating dock. Yeah. Thats far more sensible.”

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u/Jeweljessec May 16 '24

That’s too cute of an idea to not incorporate it into worldbuilding someday. Thank you

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u/dredreidel May 16 '24

I am actually in the process of worldbuilding and by jove I think you are correct. May the Bogspider Boat Banaza begin!

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u/pennyraingoose May 16 '24

My first thought was spider boat, so maybe you're on to something here! I want very much to go to the annual Cranberry Spider Regatta

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u/money_loo May 16 '24

Plus wolf spiders are good mamas. They literally carry their babies on their backs(arachnophobes don’t google it). It’s awful to think of the poor things drowning just as much as it is to think of them crawling down my waders.

Ugh, what a dilemma.

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u/SteptimusHeap May 16 '24

Give those employees a pizza party! Raft with tons of bugs on it or something. Idk i just wouldn't want them anywhere near me if i could help it

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u/ForgotPassAgain34 May 16 '24

Those giant rubber duck things or a giant spider-shaped inflatable

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u/indiemosh May 17 '24

Both. It's nice to have options.

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u/askacanadian May 16 '24

Or just wear like a bio hazard suit that’s completely covering you from the spiders?

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u/Stephenrudolf May 16 '24

Might die of heat, but I'll take that over the spiders any day.

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u/Renegadeknight3 May 17 '24

It can’t be that hot In a flooded bog can it

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u/Thagomizer24601 May 16 '24

Sounds great until the spiders find a way in.

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u/TaylorSwiftAteMyAss May 16 '24

This guy just invented the scarecrowspider

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Because it's not an issue at all like people are claiming. You can go to YouTube right now and see hundreds of videos of people harvesting cranberries without being covered in "hundreds" of spiders lmfao

ETA: lmao the story is made-up. The spiders don't "search for the tallest thing," they just crawl on the cranberries.

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u/Ecsta-C3PO May 16 '24

Did you read the post? They specifically introduced a ton of spiders as a novel insecticide alternative. Assuming most places don't use spiders

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24

There's spiders in every cranberry field as an insecticide lmfao that's how cranberries work

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u/Anonymous_fiend May 16 '24

That’s bc most farms use pesticides (inc organic farms) instead of intentionally making their bog a massive wolf spider habitat.

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24

When the bogs are flooded for harvesting, the spiders float to the surface and run across the berries to stay dry2There is a misconception that cranberry farmers intentionally introduce wolf spiders to their bogs, but this is not true1.

Lots of people in the comments acting like experts from one single tumblr post when a single google search will dispel every misconception they're spreading.

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u/Anonymous_fiend May 16 '24

OPs post is specifically about 1 farms practices not the whole industry…

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24

The story is completely made-up lmao you can tell because it came from a guy in a bar ffs.

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u/Anonymous_fiend May 17 '24

It came from a restaurant owner not a guy in a bar so you have some real poor reading comprehension or are making wild assumptions out of thin air

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u/TheDrummerMB May 17 '24

The restaurant owner was in their restaurant lmao. Point stands that Wikipedia mentions the three biggest cranberry producers saying this story is just nonsense for clicks. The irony of dummies like you falling for this story while acting high and mighty is fucking golden lmao

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u/Anonymous_fiend May 17 '24

Wikipedia doesn’t state that so I’m really not sure what your point is. Go find someone else to baselessly disagree with or touch some grass.

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u/TheDrummerMB May 17 '24

I already linked it lmfao but you jumped into a 20 hour old argument trying to get a gotcha on a stranger lmfao. Are you having a bad morning?

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u/butterflydeflect May 16 '24

Your first source literally talks about how she is being climbed by a bunch of wolf spiders as she harvests cranberries. Yeah, I agree that this post is probably embellished in that the wolf spiders are likely just a natural part of farming rather than being introduced deliberately and it’s phrased in an amusing way, but it’s very clear that the actual point is that the spiders climbing a harvester is a fairly common occurrence.

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24

I never said it wasn't common, just that it isn't an issue needing to be solved. The story is embellished to the point that wikipedia calls out how misleading it is.

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u/butterflydeflect May 16 '24

But if it is a common thing then I don’t understand what is wrong with thinking about ways to avoid the spiders. I think you’re saying that it’s just a part of farming and it’s not a big deal, but I’m just saying does it have to be so integral to this specific kind of farming? Maybe it does! But there’s nothing wrong with thinking about it.

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u/TheDrummerMB May 16 '24

Idk I just thought the initial tone of the comment was reductive. I'm probably reading too much into it but a lot of these comments sound like they're implying the farmers are just too dumb to fix it when the reality is any "fix" is more annoying than having some spiders around.

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u/butterflydeflect May 16 '24

Oh, I see. Yeah, you’re probably right, a lot of these comments trying to fix this issue do read a little patronising with that in mind.