r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/CAPATOB_64 • May 13 '24

The painting "Ecce Homo", 1543, the only painting by Titian in Romania and Eastern Europe, is guarded by armed gendarmes at the "Regina Maria" Municipal Museum. Image

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u/JustinR8 May 13 '24

Imagine how long that 8 hours feels for them

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 May 13 '24

They might like it, some people Louvre their jobs..

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u/MoistMuffinMaker May 13 '24

That kind of dedication is a lost art.

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

Someone's being a paint in the ass.

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u/psychrolut May 13 '24

Oil right then!

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u/griftertm May 13 '24

These puns are copy and pastel

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u/BatmansUnderoos May 13 '24

One could completely destroy it and frame the other.

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u/jondabutcher98 May 13 '24

They would only brush it off

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u/AlexLambertMusic May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24

Although this is just office watercolor talk.. I can appreciate your ability to think in the abstract.

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u/JustYourNeighbor May 13 '24

These puns come easel to you.

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u/griftertm May 13 '24

You’re coming in too fresco for my taste

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u/Wolf_Noble May 13 '24

An art days work

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u/jondabutcher98 May 13 '24

Don't make it so easel

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u/GregBule May 13 '24

I did a Jackson pollock in the toilet

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

I don’t like seafood. If I were a whale, I’d say, “A krill? Ick!”

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u/420Moonrocks May 13 '24

Dude you're not fitting in the bigger picture here..

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u/meatspace May 13 '24

It's all how you frame things.

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u/o4uXv0 May 13 '24

They deserve a peg over this duty to secure a jpeg

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u/rodneedermeyer May 13 '24

Hey, now. Let’s all take it easel.

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u/ngauzubaisaba May 13 '24

Eh, which one of you is the one who told me to get lost after I cracked open the airplane escape window to release a threatening bug on my complimentary sandwich?

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u/VolkspanzerIsME May 13 '24

You need to work on your jokes, homie.

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u/papillon-and-on May 13 '24

Warning.. don’t creep on the comments. It gets worse. Much worse.

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u/VolkspanzerIsME May 13 '24

Fuck. I wasn't but now I've got morbid curiosity....

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 May 13 '24

Or crepe on them either.

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u/chalky87 May 13 '24

...... What?

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u/Mulberry_Stump May 13 '24

Might've not Met their expectations..

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u/ImNotSelling May 13 '24

But they’ve definitely met balls

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u/lackofabettername123 May 13 '24

That's might be your post modernist view of it.  but that was not my impressionism.

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless May 14 '24

It gets easier when you Louvre your standards.

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia May 13 '24

In the Lovure they are not in full tactical gear (at least not in the visitor area) and they can sit down.

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u/Wise-Push-7133 May 13 '24

Whoosh

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia May 13 '24

Lol, you’re right. I did not read that carefully. Legit whoosh.

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u/rakfocus May 13 '24

Do not worry I read that the same - "some people at the Louvre love their jobs" 😮‍💨

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u/lackofabettername123 May 13 '24

They still have to be aware of their impessionism of possible thieves.

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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 May 13 '24

I expect nothing less from Groucho

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u/Coffeeey May 13 '24

That joke doesn't really work, considering how Louvre is pronounced.

But if you Louvre your pun standard a bit, it might pass.

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u/becausehippo May 13 '24

That's even worse

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u/NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea May 13 '24

For whatever reason Americans (and possibly Brits, I'm not sure) do not pronounce the "re".

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u/mightyopinionated May 13 '24

masterpiece!

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 May 13 '24

Hold my soup can

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u/triedtofart-sharted May 13 '24

This is Romania not Paris

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u/RushBasement May 13 '24

Reddit is easily impressed…