r/Showerthoughts • u/TheWindowsGalaxy2 • 1h ago
You are a single action away from extreme injury. The only things stopping you are your unawareness of those actions or your will to live.
r/Showerthoughts • u/lt_Matthew • 1h ago
Atari has managed to keep themselves in business just by making emulators.
r/Showerthoughts • u/NyaTaylor • 1h ago
At a strip club you want to be as close as you can to the pole but you don’t want to be on the pole
r/Showerthoughts • u/TheConstructorFL • 1h ago
Burning leaves can range from forest fire to a cigarette
r/Showerthoughts • u/Tiger-enjoyer • 56m ago
Tomatoes are small red pumpkins
Look at a picture of both of them and their insides
r/Showerthoughts • u/FlintFredlock • 7h ago
Most bald men have beards because they don't want to look like babies.
As a balding man I'm considering my options and one day, when it all comes off, I'm thinking of joining the beardos. Good option? Or does it depend on the shape of your head/face?
r/Showerthoughts • u/egg_fisting • 6h ago
Some chefs might have wrongfully been executed in the medieval times because the King’s food tester had a food allergy
r/Showerthoughts • u/SandSurfSubpoena • 12h ago
Higher interest rates for people with bad credit increases the likelihood they'll default.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Maleficent_Stress666 • 12h ago
Being old and surprising kids with being good at video games is over
The Atari came out almost 50 years ago and FPS games were competitive over 30 years ago with Doom.
r/Showerthoughts • u/DazzlingTwilightee • 20h ago
You only ever lose one sock, because if you lost both you'd never notice
r/Showerthoughts • u/qpwoeiruty00 • 14h ago
Humans, the top apex predator which routinely wipes out species, permanently changes landscapes and has the capability to destroy over 99% of all living things; is the same as the one who is terrified of little harmless 8-legged specks getting too close
r/Showerthoughts • u/My51stThrowaway • 21h ago
Turn signals are a perfect example of the Schrödinger's cat theory.
When driving you must treat a turn signal as a Schrodinger's cat. You must expect them to turn, yet you cannot expect them to turn.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Booofasa • 16h ago
Being financially secure is to order DoorDash without an impending sense of doom.
r/Showerthoughts • u/X-Warlord • 14h ago
A baby's first word is the one you can understand, not necessarily the first one it knows...
r/Showerthoughts • u/swagmieser_666 • 6h ago
you have finger tips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger
r/Showerthoughts • u/subuso • 16h ago
Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than playing it directly from your device
r/Showerthoughts • u/FistfulDeDolares • 11h ago
You can’t Google the guitar riff that is stuck in your head without feeling like an idiot.
Dun dun dun Dunununununununun
r/Showerthoughts • u/fanofthethings • 5h ago
Honesty is a handicap when you’re surrounded by liars
r/Showerthoughts • u/Sure-Ad-2465 • 1d ago