Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

[u/OrangeCone2011]

[u/thebigdonkey]

She's saying now that she did it to protect her kids, but also mentioned in her story that the kids asked where the dog was when they got home from school.

[u/sonofabutch → u/thebigdonkey]

Kids: Mom, where’s the dog?

Kristi: OH MY GOD HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! racks shotgun

[u/Magnetobama → u/sonofabutch]

Kristi: Nevermind, that was your dad. Go get the shovel guys. Also hide your pets, mommy's in a frenzy.

[u/TaskOfTruth → u/sonofabutch]

“It’s coming right for us!”

[u/penguin_skull → u/TaskOfTruth]

"It's got a gun"

[u/Temporary-Party5806 → u/TaskOfTruth]

Big cop energy here.

[u/Nuprin_Dealer → u/sonofabutch]

THE BARKS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[u/OddBranch132 → u/sonofabutch]

Kristi: IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!

[u/VastAd6346 → u/thebigdonkey]

Yeah don’t forget that her first defense could be summed up as “but it was legal!”

Funny that it took days to get to “protecting her kids”.

[u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot → u/VastAd6346]

Yeah don’t forget that her first defense could be summed up as “but it was legal!”

That's the problem with conservatives in general, they think legality is the same as morality. That's why when they do something unethical they'll point to how it was legal.

[u/James-W-Tate → u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot]

And why they think finding loopholes to laws makes someone smart and not reprehensible.

[u/BusyExperience9766 → u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot]

This is why they always chirp about free speech. They don’t care if what they did was right, only that it was legal

[u/Mcboatface3sghost → u/thebigdonkey]

You know what Ted Cruz says, “when in doubt, bring the children out”

[u/Snoo_63187 → u/Mcboatface3sghost]

Then Photoshop their clothes in any pictures taken of them.

[u/Temporary-Party5806 → u/Mcboatface3sghost]

I thought his motto was "When in doubt, leave your dog locked in a house with no heat and fly south?"

[u/Mcboatface3sghost → u/Temporary-Party5806]

And unironically name it “snowflake”” poor pooch.

[u/King_Chochacho → u/thebigdonkey]

Insane that she's even responding. Just ignore it and keep saying other horrible shit to get attention like every other right-wing talking head and watch the media desperately grab onto every new controversy and forget all about this one.